Sayari + Joks

Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,
Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,
Baap ne kabhi Pager nahi dekha,
aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!



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Ek purani haweli main band kamre main dhul se bhari tasvir ke peeche lage jale main fasi makdi ki pucch par baithe machhar ki kasam I MISS U


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Sardar interview dene gaya.
Boss: ur birthday.
Sardar:15 Feb.
Boss:which year.
Sardar:ullu de patte,every year..


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Nazar ne nazar se mulaqat kar li
rahe dono khamosh par baat kar li
Mohabat ki fiza ko jab khush paya
in ankhon ne ro ro ke barsaat kar li


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Khush nasib hote hai badal,
Jo dur rehkar b zamin par baraste hai,
aur 1 badnasib he hum,
jo 1 he duniya me rehkar bhi milne ko TARSTE ha


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Har nami me kuch kami to rahegi,
Ankhe thodi shabnami to rahegi
Zindgi ko aap kitna bhi sawariye,
Lekin Bin hamare kuch kami to rahegi


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Itni Choti Nahi Dosti Hamari,
Kaise Soch Liya K Kinara Aa Gaya,
Lo Fir Ho Gai Mobile Me Roshni,
Or Sms Hamara Aa Gaya..luv u my dear frds


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Celebrate d Yaad day!

Wo Meri Kaun si bat hai jo Apko Meri Yaad dilati hai
Reply is mst

snd it 2 al ur frds



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Nazar chahti hai didaar karna,
dil chahta hai pyaar karna,
kya batayein is dil ka aalam,
naseeb mein likha hai intezar karna


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Meaning of143
I love u
I hate u
I miss u
I kill u
I hide u
I like u
I need u
I care u
Which143 u choose 4Me


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Hoto ne jiska zikr na kiya ho,
aankhen unko paigam deti hai,
duniya se unko chupaye kaise,
har dhadkan jo unka naam leti hai


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Boy:suit acha pehna hai
Girl:thnx
B:lipstic achi lagai hai
G:thnx
B:makup be acha kia hai
G:thnx"BHAIYA"
B:fir b achi nahi lag rahi ho


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Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki
team bani antakshari khelne ke liye
Girls:Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge
Boys Hum haar gye,chalo ab dikhao


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Aapko pake khona nhi chahte
Dil se haske rona nhi chahte
Ye Aalam hai aapki judaai ka
Aakho me neend hai par hm sona nhi chahte


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D MOST CRITICAL MOMENT IN LIFE
"wen sum1 vry special hurts U so deeply
causes tears in ur eyes n ask"wht hppnd"

dan U jst rply
NOTHING


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O Friend ji.
Tussi Mitha Aam ho,
Coca-Cola da Jaam ho,
Sir Dard da Baam ho,
Saara kuch Theek he,
Bas SMS nahin karte,
Es waaste Badnaam ho


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Son:Me School nahi jaunga.
Mom:kyu?
Son:Naukri krunga.
Mom:4th Class padhkar kya Kam karoge?
Son:3rd Stndrd k Ladkiyo ka tution lunga


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Hum na ajnabi hai na paraye hai.
aapke hi jism-o-jaan k saye hai.
jab bhi chahe mahsus kar lena.
Hum aapki hi sanso me samaye hai


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Jab dil udas ho to humse bat kar lena
Jab dil chahe mulakat kar lena
Hum rehte he apke dil k kisi kone me
Waqt mile to talash kar lena