Friends

Tipu=Are Yaar ! Possible & Impossible Kise Kehte hai..

Papu=Ladkiya Patana hai Possible..
Aur Ladki k baap ko patana hai Impossible.


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father asked son: "tumhain kaisi biwi chahiye"

After a deep
son replied: "mujhe chand si biwi chahiye jo raat ko aaye aur subah chali jaye"


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Ek admi chupke se nark se swarg me ghus gaya
Farishto ne use khub mara
Wo utha,kapde jhade or bola isi harkat k karan koi swarg me nai ata..


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How do u express two words,wid exactly the Opposite meanings in a single sentence..
any guesses?

no?




keep guessing




"HAPPLY MARRIED"


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Ik zaroori soochna:-

Driving karde time sharaab na peeyo.




Kyo k








Kyo k

Speed breaker aa jaan te PEG dul sakda hai
Punjab Police


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When do you Celebrate someone for their Mistake?
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Answer : On their Wedding !!


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Frog: Plz tell my
future
Astrologer: U ll meet
a young smart girl who
will touch u
everywhere
F: Grt! Wen & whr?
A: Nxt yr,in zoology
lab


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Santa ki maut bijli
girne se ho gayi,
Par uski lash
muskurate hui mili,
Bhagwan ne pucha aisa
q
Pappu- "Menu laga koi
PHOTO khinch raha he".


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Wife:- If I die what
will U do?
Hus:- Me pagal ho
jaunga !
Wife:- Will U marry
again after I die.
Hus:- Pagal kuch V kar
sakta he !!


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Sir: Achha Insan Wo Hi He Jo Dusro K Kaam
Aaye
Santa: Par Madam
Exam Me Na Aap
Humare Kaam Aati Hai
Aur Na Hi Kisi Aur Ko
Aane Deti Hai.


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Kilin PJ
Jiska Dil Tuta Hai
Uska General Knowldge
Weak Q Ho Jata Hai?


























Bcoz
Jab Dil Hi Tut
Gaya,Toh
'GK' Kya Kare?


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After A long time boy
to Girl
Tere pyar me
umar bhar intezar kiya

Or us intezar me


Na jane kitno se pyar
kiya


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[Premi Ka Dard]

Likhe Jo Khat Tujhe Wo Teri YaaD me


Likhe jo Khat Tujhe Wo Teri Yaad Me



.
Saare Padh Liye Abba Ne Raat me.


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Na Mujhe kisi ka Dil chahiye
Na kisi Dard ki Talash he
Mere Mobile apna samajh k Jo Recharge kara De mujhe us Dost ki Talash hai1
9974486610


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Jinn- Hukm aka?
Man- Gharse Dubai tak Road banao,
Jinn- Muskil hai,or koi kam?
Man-Wife ko samajdar karo
Jinn-Road single banani h ya double


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Its a Fact- A girl may not Help U to get lot of salary.


But..

Salary may Help u to get lot of Girls

So, love ur work not Girls..!


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Passenger- Tune mere jeb me hath q dala.

Boy- Machis Chahiye thi.

P- Tu mujhse Mang saktha tha na?
B- Me ajnabhi se baat nahi karta.


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Pappu Samose k Andar ka Masala Kha Raha tha
Dost- Ye kya kr Raha hai?
Pappu- DR ne mujhe Bahar ka Khana khane ko mana kiya hai na.



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Santa becom Train Driver
The first train driven by him Was
5hrs. Late
y?
bcoz vo har fatak par ruk ke puch rha tha k ye rasta Delhi ja rha h


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Hi, Jaan___
kya haal hai,
Jaan___
kaha ho,
Jaan___
kab miloge,
Jaan___
I m missing u.
zayda khus mat ho har blank me WAR laga k padho.