Friends

Jyotish ladke ka hath dekh kr bola-
Beta tum bahot Padhoge.

Ladka- Oye padh to main 3 saal se raha hu
Yeh bata pass kab hunga.



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Pappu in Jail
Bachpan me ma ki baat suni hoti to aaj ye din na dekhna padta

monu-Kya kehti thi Ma
Pappu- Jab baat suni hi nahh to kya batau


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Piece of PHILOSOPHY frm a passionate smoker.

"I always THINK of leaving Cigaratte but..

for THINKING,I need a Cigaratte..


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Hum aapko pani se coca
cola banana sikhayenge
1 botal pani lo
Freez me rakho
1 ghante baad nikalo
Pani thanda aur
Thanda Matlab coca
cola


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Santa was beating his
son
Wife:Q mar rahe ho?
Santa:Iske cell pe
Phone kiya to 1 ladki
boli-"Da person U r
trying 2 reach is
currently buzy!


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Santa Train Ki Patri
Pe So Gaya..

1Admi-
Train Aayegi To Mar
Jayega.

Santa-
Plane Upar Se Gaya To
Kuch Nahi Hua To Train
Kya Chiz Hai...


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Jail Me Papu se kisi ne pucha-
Tum se aisi kya galti ho gai jo tum Jail me ho?

Papu- Mene Ek Bank
Luta

Aur



Paise wahi Ginne Baith gaya.


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Santa ki amma mar gayi. 2-4 aadmi bole-amma hamein bi le jati apne saath.
Santa bola chup ho jao kamino,amma kya TATA SUMO karke gyi hai.


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Beta-purani album dekte hue,Maa ye foto me smart admi kaun he???
Maa:Ye tumhare Papa he!!
Beta:To hum is Ganje ke sath kyun rehte he.


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Dusra Tajmahal b ban jayega,
Bharat pakistan b 1 hojayega,
Insan b chand par rehne jayega,
Par khuda hi jane is
KANJOOS ka msg kab
ayega...

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BANIA apne bacho se:
jo rat ko khana nahi khayega, use 5 Rs dunga.
Bacche 5-5 Rs le kar so gaye.
subah bola Jo 5rs dega use khana milega


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INCREDIBLE ASTROLOGY
TEST
Just Type
LOVE lover Name
&
Send It To
Ur fathr's Number
he Will Tell Ur Future


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1Dehati aurat cheque
cash karwane bank gyi
Clerk:Sign karo
Aurat:Kaise?
Clerk:Jaise khat k
aakhir me karti ho
She wrote:AAP K MUNNE
KI MAA


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Dr.:Medical Report ye
He Ki aapki
KIDNY Fail Ho Chuki
He.
Santa:Salle..Juthe..Me
ri KIDNY Kabhi Exam
dene Nahi Gyi
To Fir Fail Kese huy


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Wife-Ap aksr aisa Q kehte ho,mera ghar
mera car
mera account
hamara Q nahi kehte.
Ab almari Me kya dhund rhe ho?
Pati-humara Underwear!


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Santa road Pe
Cigerate Pita Hua Bhag Raha Tha
Use Kisine Pucha Ki kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Santa-Me Dekh Raha Hu ki ek Cigerate Kitni K.M Chalta he.


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Girl:If U'll Try To Kiss Me, May Shor Macha Dungi
Boy:Lekin Yahan Dur Dur Tak Koi Nahi Hai
Girl:I Know But Formality To puri
Karni Hi Pade.


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Tere Pyar ki roshni aisi hai ki
Har taraf Ujaala nazar aata hai.

Wah wah

sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du kambaqt bill bahut aata hai.


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Ishq Me Brbadi Na Karva Lena,Apni
Mummy Ke Arman Khak Me Na Mila
Dena,Jo Paise Ghar Se Sabji Lene Ko
Diye Hai,Unse Reacharge Na Krva
Lena...


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Ishq me ye Anjam paya
he, Hath pair tute, mu
se khun aya
he,Hospital pahuche to
nurse ne farmaya,
Baharo phul barsao,
Kisika mehboob aya he!