Friends

Santa Roz kitchen me sahakar ka dibba khol ke dekhta or wapas rakh deta Biwi ne karan pucha to bola Dr. ne kaha mujhe daily SUGAR check ko.


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Kanjusi K Liye Oscar Ka Jab Bhi Nomination Kia Jayega
Aap ka NaamIzzat Se Liya Jayega
1Bi Sms Mat Karna
Warna Award Hath Se Nikal Jayega


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Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega


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Ek admi Teliscope se asmaan dekh raha tha.SHARMA dhyan se use dekh raha tha
Tabhi ek Tara tuta
SHARMA chilaya
"Wah Boss kya nishana hai


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Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga
Banta:Kya hua,ro kyu rahe ho?
Santa:Yar jis ladki ko bhulane ke liye pe raha tha uska naam yaad nahi raha


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Banks

HSBC:Hum Sabse Bade Chor

HDFC:Har Dum Fakir Chand

BOB:Bank Of Bhangis

IDBI:Itna Dhan Bina Income

SBI:Sab Bhikari Idhar

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AJ
MERE
MOBIL
KA
B'DAY
HAI
AP
CHAHE
TO
GIFT
SAMAJK AR
ISME
100Rs
KA
BALANC
DALWA
SAKTE
HO
BAGWAN
NE
C HAHA
TO
AGLE
MAHINE
PIR
B'DAY
MANAYENG


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Pati-agar fone mere liye ho to bolna ki me nai hu
Biwi fone utha ke boli-wo ghar pe hai
Pati-maine mana kiya tha na
Biv-phone mere liye tha


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Propose
Karne
Ka
1dam
Jakkas
Style
Kya GhurGhur K Dekhti Hai . Mar Dale Gi Kya ?
Dil Dena Hay To Dai ... Rakkh k Achaar Dalayegi kya?


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Puri botal na sahi 1 jam ho jae,
Mulakat na sahi dua salam ho jae,
E khuda jinki yad me hum bimar ho gae
Unhe kam se kam jukam to ho jae


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1st sardar:
oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?

2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar
hai k banda soo hi jaye:


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Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.

Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason


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Train station par ruki,1 aadmi khidki k pas baite Srdr se bola-Kaun sa station hai?Pandi bahar dekhkr bola-Lagtha hai RAILWAY STATION hai.!!


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Mujse Koi Galti Ho gai H Kya.?

Pichle 1 Hafte Se Muje ignore Kar Rahe Ho.!


Plz Aisa Mat Karo


Apka Pyara









"SABUN"

plz nahalo


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Mandir me thaam Liya maine haath uska
aaj kabu me mera dil nahi tha

chah kar bhi wo kuch na kar saki
Quki uske pair me sandle nahi tha


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Santa yaar uth bhukam aa rha hai, sara ghar hil rha hai.
Banta:-soja soja ghar girega to makan malkin ka hum to kirayedar hai


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Y do couples Hold Hands During Weddings?




Guess?




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it's Just Formality like 2 boxers Shaking hands b4 d fight begins.


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Do u know, wat is d meaning of PYAAR ???

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2 frnds sitting in a BAR & 1 says
"YEHLE..P......YAAR"



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A man looking at ice cube in sunlight frm 1 hour..
sumone ask him wat r u doing?

Man replied I m checking that frm where its leaking..:)


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Dost tere liye duniya chod denge


Teri taraf aye tufan ko mod denge


Lekin tune jo sath choda


Kasam teri haddiyan tod denge


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Santa: Are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangaal kar dega.
Banta:kyu?
Santa:Baar Baar dikhaata hai"BATTERY LOW
Ab tak 56 battery lechuka Hun.