Friends

Govt has passed a new rule!
Beautiful grls n handsme boys've 2 pay personality tax!

Don smile i know u r safe!
Oh my God.!
i've 2 pay!


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Changu Sochta Raha


Sochta Raha

Sari Zindagi

Sochta Raha
Aur Sochte Sochte Mar Gaya

Ki
Meri Behan K 3 Bhai
Aur
Mere 2 Qu.


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2 MAN Jungle Me:
Sher Aaya
1 Mitti Sher Ki
Aankh Me Dalke Bhagte Hue
Chillaya Abe Bhag
2nd:Main Kyun Bhagu?
Mitti tune dali h


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Teacher:What happend in 1869
Santa: don't know
Tchr: Stupid,Gandhiji was born!
Now tel me,Wat hapend in 1873?
Santa: Gandhi was 4 yrs


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Sardar goes 4an interview 4 a detectiv post
Interviewr: Who killed Gandhi ?
Sardr:Tanx 4 d job sir.I'll start investigatng 2day


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Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha to military valon ne 51 topen chalai.
Santa: Kamal hai, sabka nishana chook gaya?



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Kissing At top Holding at Middle
Fire At bottom..






U know D ans?


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"Cigarette"




But I like d way u think..


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Hieght Of Maska
Prof-Where is ur assigenment?
Student-Sir I lost it Fighting with a guy who said tht u were nt d best prof. in D collage. :)


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Which is the "Confusing Day" in America?







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It's "FATHER DAY"


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In park 2 lovers eating chips by looking each other eyes.
girl:what r u thinking at this moment?
boy:i think u r eating more chips than me


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Arz kiya hai....



Tuhaar chehraa moti samaan....



Tuhaar chehraa moti samaan....


Wah Wah



Moti hamaar kutte ka naam.


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Husband 2 Hotel Mngr:Jaldi chalo,meri BV khidki se kud kar jan dena chahti hai.
Mngr:Mai kya karu?
Hus:Kamine! khidki nahi khul rahi hai


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boyz attitude
wen boy proposed a grl n she acceptd
boy:patani kino ko haan kitti hogi?

wen she rejected>>>
apne aap ko PARI samjhti hai.-:(


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Pj:


How to convert a bus into a female?
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Come late to the bus stop


Bus MISS ho jayegi


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Behind ur laughter there are sorrows
Behind ur smile there r tears
Behind ur quietness there is a storm
And behind you..
Is ur Bum..!
haha


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Mummy: jo mera sabse jyada kehna manega, usse hi me ye saari toffies dungi.
Sonu: tab to ye saari toffee papa ko hi milengi.....!


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Teacher ask:What is ur sur-name?
Student:pehle to hum singh the,fir rajput ban gaye,fir sharma ho gaye, abhi hai Darji. age mummy ki marzi.


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1 bar jaan mangkar dekho,
1 bar yaad karke to dekho,
Bas 1 bar pukr kar toh Dekho!!
Agar hum na aye to samaj lena,
HUM aram kar rahe hai...


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If sum 1 throws a stone at U
Throw back flower at him-gandhiji

But make sure u throw it wit d pot Coz..

Yeh HaI
YoUnGiStAn MeRi JaAn


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Money can buy bed
but not sleep

Money can buy house
but not rest

So transfer all your money to my account & be happy....