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1 Murga 1 Murgi k peeche bhag raha tha. Achanak Murgi car k neeche aa gayi aur mar gayi
Murga: Saali ne jaan dedi magar GARIB k kam nahi ayi


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Vijay: Mere pas gadi he bangla he paisa he.
Tumhre pas kya he?
Ravi:Mere pas bhi gadi he bngla he pesa he
Vijy:To kamene maa kiske pass h



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A Stdnt Ws Askd 2 Rite a Signboard 4d Trafic Rules Near a Collg Campus

He rote:
Drive Carefuly!
Dnt Kil d Stdnts,
Wait 4 d Teachrs!


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Baharon phool barsao mera
Dost aaya hai
Honto pe muskaan khushbu saath laya hai
Barson se thi jise pani se ALERGY
Woh aaj LUX Se Nahaya hai.


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Apna hath sir par firao.

1 bar fir firao...

Dobara firao

Chalo 1 bar fir firao

Ab to yakin ho gaya na gadhe k sing nahi hai.


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Man found his wif hvng afair
He decided 2 kil himself&wife
Man ne apne kan pe pistol lagai or wife ko bola 'khush matho agla number tera hai


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SANTA MUJRA Dekne Gya

SariRat Mujra Dekha
MujreWali Ne kha
SAAB Humne Apko KHUSH kia
Ab Ap Hume KHUSH kro

SANTA Utha

Or




NACHNE Laga..


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Santa taklu He
phir bhi roz saloon jata hay,
Why ???

Kion k


Saloon Santa Ka Hay:-)


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Driver- That 25 cent tip u gave me was an insult.
Lady:How much should I tip u?
Driver:Another 25 cents.
Lady:I dont want to insult u twice!


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A person to Santa:agr aik hathi sui k sorakhSe guzr rha ho to usay rkne k lye kya krna chahye?
Santa:uski dump pe gaanth laga do Phans jaega


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Jab Aap hamse ruth jaoge
Jab Aap hamse khafa ho jaoge
Jab Aap hame bhul jaoge

Tab
gaal pe aisa thapad padega ki sab yaad aa jayega


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One of The Best, Practical Quotes to B HAPPY
"keep all ur worries & troubles in ur pocket,
bt b sure tht ur pocket has a BIG HOLE in it..!!"


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If u find a friend
betr
dan me



Go ahead



Bt ven dat
person'll leav u,
Luk behind




I'LL b der




2 slap u
& say
"Maar li hoshiyaari"


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Hr ladki aapke liye bekrar hai
Hr ladki ko aapka intezar hai

ye Aapkakoi kamal nhi

waqt hi aisahai


kuch dino kbaad RAKHI ka jo tayohar hai.


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Y american names r lik MARKSON,ROBINSON,KENSON,,DAVIDSON, GARISON,JEMSON,NELSON,PETERSON..






coz mom can easily knw WHO IS WHOSE SON.


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Apko


Hum
Sirf
Apko


Aur
Apko


Arey
Apko


Han
Han
Apko


Baba
Apko


Apko
Only


Apko
Aur
Ksiko
Nahi


Bas
Apko
Hmesha


Preshan
Krenge!


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Wish u a lovely
G00d morning.!

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Button Kya
dabaye ja
rahe ho.?

Ab kya isme
chai nashta
bhi bheju.


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Wat Wil U Say Wen India Beats China In Population?





























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Che eni-Kum



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Roz logo se Apke pange
honge
Roz Apke ghar dange
honge
Agar mujhe SMS Nai
kiya to yad rkhna
Apke 12 bache honge
or sare lafange
honge


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Mousam Hai
Dewana,
Dil Hai Mastana,


Aise Mein Tum?




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Lux Se Do Bar Nahana!