Friends

Doctor: Aap ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Husband: Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.
GOOD NIGHT.TC


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Jb koi sms nahi karta
Itna gussa aata he
Dil to chahta he
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Jute utar k
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chapal pehan lu


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GANDHiGiRi ka
funda no.840
"koi tumhe bewakuf
kahe to chup
raho"
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Muh kholkar use sahi saabit mat KARO


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A Jatt riding on horse jumps the Red light & policemen whistles.

The jatt lifts the tail of horse & says

LE KARLE NUMBER NOTE


Gud eveng


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Mein bilkul Sharif ho gya hu
1 Ladki k karib ho gya hu
Uske Paas mere dil ki Chabi hai
Vo Meri aakhri Dilruba
Aur Tumhari 25v Bhabhi hai !!


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Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi.
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi.
Ek to jhel liya dusra aya to kayamat hogi.


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1 Kabristan me 1 Bhayanak Bhoot Ko Dekhkar Sab Bhaag Rahe The Par Mei Nhi Bhaaga
Pata Hai

Q?

?
Q ki


Maine

apko
Pehchaan

liya tha..


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What is attitude?

3 ants saw an elephant comin...
1st: V'll kill him.
2nd:V'll break his leg.
3rd:Leave him yaar,
he's alone,
& v r 3!!!


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Frnds
Due to msg problem of msg posting there was sum nonveg msg r posted on yerterday.
I m report this to gupshup team.
Sry 4 inconnvince.


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desh me pehLi bar missed caL ki apar safLta ke bad
ab Launch karne Ja rahe hai..
"MISSED SMS"


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Teacher: Gandhiji's hardwork what do you get on 15th Aug?
Studnt:A holiday.!
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What is opposite of PizzaHut?
Pizza Mat Hut..!


Gud nite


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Teacher:Aam K Aam Ghutlion K Daam Ka Kya Matlab Hai?
Studnt:Imran Hashmi
Teachr:Wo Kaisay
Studnt:Wo Paisay B Lay Laita Hay Or Pappian B.


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Bhagvan ne dharti ko banaya phir so gaya phir utha admi banaya,
phir so gaya phir utha ladki ko banaya

na khud soya na kisiko sone diya.


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Ek Pandit Dosre Pandit Se

Oye Yeh Sent Message Kya Hota Hai

Dusra Pandit:

Jis Message Mein Khushboo Ho Usse Sent Msg Kehte Hai.
Gud noon.


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Papu apni beti k liye 24 sal ka ladka dekhne gaya
Waha se biwi ko phone kiya-are Sun
24 ka koi ladka nahi Milraha hai
12 - 12 k do lejao


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Pakistan start PPL
Teams

Lahore Terrorists

Karachi bombers

Multan murderers

Islamabad Hijackers

Rawalpindi Druggers..


Gud eveng.


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Boy: If i kiss u & run, wht ll u think?
Girl: I ll think.
Ek bewakoof,jo pura paper attempt kar sakta tha, sirf objectives likh ke bhag gaya


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If u need original tigers nail 4 ur chain locket then contact me immediately







I ll cut my nails tomorrow
Booking close today
HURRY UP


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Uthale
PRABHU
uthale

mereko
nai,
is
msg
padhne
wa le
ko
uthale..

Dunia
se
nai..

Neend
se
uthale.


Ghabraya
mat
kar,
mai
tera
dost
hu
yar


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HEIGHT OF BRAVORY-Entering Late In The Class Withut Permission And
Saying To Mam:
HEY SWEETY CARRY ON..DN'T STOP 4 ME..!!

Gud nite frnds