Friends

Jeevan ke Muskil Rasto pe kaun apka sath dega

Mummy PapaNahi
Brother Sister-Nahi
Friends-nahi
Husband Lover-nahi

Sirf or Sirf Apki chappal


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Knock Knock!
Anybody home?


Delivery4 u.
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=(,,)=("')<-@@@ (""),,,("") "@@ ROSES. Hapy frndshipday ~~~~~===============******===============~~~~ N W + E S Anywhere.. S M T W T F S 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 any day.. 12 9 -!- 3 6 anytime.. I'm there 4u.. HaPpy Friendship Day. ~~~~~===============******===============~~~~ Friendship's High Like Skies, Deep Like Oceans Strong Like Iron, Soft Like Cotton, Cute Like Hum Sweet Like Tum. Happy Friendship Day ~~~~~===============******===============~~~~ Hum dosto ke dil me rehte hai. isliye har dard sehte hai. Koi hum se pehle wish na kar de aapko. Isliye hum pehle "HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY" >


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Bymistake I hav deleted ur No.Plz giv me a mis cal.














































Send 2 all & C hw many BAKRAS WIDOUT BRAIN


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Talwar se na maro mere dost ko. Chaku se na maro mere dost ko.Bandook se na maro mere dost ko.Bomb ka zamana hai udado sale kanjoos ko..


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Santa ne bus me Ek Ladki ko chhed Diya.


Ladki-Tumhare Ghar me Maa Behen Nahi Hai kya?




Santa- kya pata me to subah se Ghar se Bahar Hu!


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Train Chali santa aaya or Dibbe me Chad gya
TT bola-Q TAAU?Dikta nahi.
Ladies Compt.hai?
Santa:-Sorry yar!
manu Laga aap Mard Ho


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Arz Kia He,
Tere Baap Ne Padh Liya Mera LOVE LETTER
Wah Wah..!
Tere Baap Ne Padh Liya Mera LOVE LETTER


PHILIPS LETS MAKE THINGS BETTER ;-)


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Girl:How much u love me?
Boy:Like shajahan.
Girl:Then when will u build Taj Mahal? Boy:Already purchased land. Now waiting for ur death...


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Santa Bcom Driver of Train

D 1st Train Driven by him was 8hrs late bcoz he stoped at every Fatak & ask Amritsar k lia Ahi line jati hai kya


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Bhikari:saab 1rupiya de do
Saab:tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte?
Bhikari:abe tere 1rupiye k liye office kholu kya??


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SORRY Aap LKG Fail Hai


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SON:Dad Maine Khwab Me Dekha Mera 1 Pao Zamin Par,Or 2 Pao Asman Me Hai

Dad:Is Tarah K Sapne Mat Dekho Warna Tumhari PANT Phat Jayegi...


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Ladki apne BF se:Mera Bachha

Mera Ladla

Mera Sonu-monu

Mujhse Shaadi karoge?

Bolo Baby

BF: Tum mujhe Propose kar rahi ho ya Adopt.


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Purana loha,plastic,bhangar becho.tute fute saman becho,plastic ke dibbe becho,akhbar becho,un paiso se


BLANCE DALVA K MSG TO BHEJO


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Man : How old is your father?

Boy : As old as me.

Man : How can that be?

Boy : He became a father only when I was born


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Chuha - I love u.
Sherni - Abey apni aukaat bhul gaya hai kya...?
Chuha - Are pagli, aukaat pe mat ja, confidence dekh confidence..


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Hum miya biwi bhut khus h
jub wo naraj hoti h to me chup ho jata hu
or jub me naraj hota hu to wo daat kar chup kar deti he