Friends

Beggar: Sir,Family se dur ho gaya hu.Milne ke liye 140 Rs ki zarurat Hai. SETH: Kahan hai tera fmily?
Begr-Samne PVR me film dekh raha hai.


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Pappu-Yaar mujhe tere ko phone karna tha par mai tera numbar hi bhul gya

Raju-Are,to tu mujhko phone kar k puch leta na



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Ind got 2nd gold in swimming.
Preethi singh











She found that gold ring in swimming pool..!!
1 Gold Mila na?? Jyada Lalach Buri Hai.


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Arz kiya hai....
Laila ki shadi mey lafda
ho gaya
Laila ki shadi mey lafda
ho gaya
Majnu itna naacha ki
langda ho gaya!!




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Boy:I can kiss u without touching u,

Girl:U can't,


Boy:lagi 20-20 ki?

Girl:Ok!

Boy:kisses tightly

Girl:U touched me


Boy:Le 20 Rupaye


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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law'



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Kid: aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty chini dete hue, acha aur kya kaha mummy ne.
Kid: agar wo kameeni na de to sharma ji se le aana


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D

E

F

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I

I

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agar
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hai to TOILET jao itna shor kyu macha rakha hai


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HANDI THANDI HAWA CHALI MAUSAM HUA SUHANA

Wah Wah


Wah Wah

BANDAR BHI MESSAGE PADH RAHA HAI KYA EDUCATED HUA ZAMANA..
(?o?)



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Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"


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Employee:Boss aap shaadi-shuda logo ko hi naukri kyon dete ho?
Boss:kyonki unhe pehle se hi gaaliya khane ki aadat hoti hai.



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Santa attending a interview in a software company.

Interviewer: Do u knw MS Office?

SANTA:Give the address. I ll find out where it is.


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Sunaye apne dil ka hal,Kaisi hy apki glfrnd,kaisa hy uska pyar,Kya Bandegi vo apko rakhi ya dalegi apke gale me haar,Janne k liye call 100.


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Doctor film banate to Tital hota?
1.Kabhi Khasi Kabhi Dama
2.Kaho Na Bukhar Hai
3.T.B.No:1
4.Kal Patient Ho Na Ho
5.Hum Blood De Chuke Sanam


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Santa & Banta r discussing

Santa:- If i drink Coffee, I can't sleep!


Banta:- With me it's the Opposite. If I sleep i can't drink Coffee.


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Zindagi me kabhi tention mat lena, bindas hoke I LOVE U kehna, agar rose ke badle sandal mile, to kahena pyaari bahena sada khush rahena


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Its MONSOON & Im Sure u mst b happy.
U mst b feelng lik,
Go out,
Dance urslf,
Sing songs,
Splash water..

Right?




Evry FROG feels d same.


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Beggar: Sir,Family se dur ho gaya hu.Milne ke liye 140 Rs ki zarurat Hai. SETH: Kahan hai tera fmily?
Begr-Samne PVR me film dekh raha hai.


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Is duniya mein jis k ghar
'Sheeshe ' ka hota hai

Woh


Woh...

Woh...


Toilet raat ko karta hai...!


Wat about u? Aapka time kaun sa hai.