Friends

Hawa me bindas udd rha tha Galib
Hawa me betab udd rha tha Galib
Hawa me azad udd rha tha Galib
Phir kya..
Ruk gai Hawa
Gir gya Galib..! :)


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I'LL PULL UR NOSE IF U DONT CALL/SMS ME NOW! ;)


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Santa 2 Dr.khanna:Mujhe 1problem hai
shrm:Kya?
Santa:Baat karte waqt admi dikhai nahi deta
Dr:Aisa kab hota hai?
Santa:Phone karte waqt


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police:Aap ko thodi der me phansi di jayegi.aap ki koi aakhri khwahish hai?
Santa:Plz mere sar Niche aur pair upar karke phansi dijiye


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Teacher: Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye..To Zaroor Poori Hoti Hai...! Santa: Rehne Do Teacher..Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hote.



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SAas-Bh@gwan ne tumhe 2 aankhe di chawal me se pathar nahi nikal sakti
BAhu-Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 pathar chaba nahi sAkti kya ?


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Santa- Beta Tujhe History Me Kam Marks Q Mile.?
Pappu - Papa,Teacher Woh Sawaal puchti hai,
Jab Main Paida B nahi hua tha,



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Bhikri: Kuch khane ko do
Santat:TAMATR KHAO
Bhi :Roti do baba
s: TAMATR KHAO
Bhi:TamAtr hi khila do
Wife:Ye Totla h,
Keh rAhe h KAMAKAR KHAO


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Santa:Kya tumhari underwear me chhed hai? Banta:nahi to!!!
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Santa:to phir tu usme tange kaise dalta hai????




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Beta:Apni Ma se purani Album Dekhte Hue,
Ma ye foto me smart Admi kaun He?
Ma: ye tere papa He!
Beta:To Hum Is Ganje k sath kyu Rehte he?


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Mehfil saji thi msgs ka tha daur,
SMS maine kiye the sab ne kia shor,
paisa to mera gaya par sab kamine keh rahe the

1 aur 1 aur.


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Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha
Jailor: Kyon has rhe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hu


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Arz Kiya Hai..

Laila Ki Shadi Mey Lafda
Ho Gaya..

Laila Ki Shadi Mey Lafda
Ho Gaya..

Majnu Itna Naacha Ki
Langda Ho Gaya!


GMrng



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A small advice.






























































Dont press the mobile like this.
It wil damage ur Keypad!


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Apke shero se hum GHAYAL ho gaye, Apki Hasi k hum PAGL ho gaye....50 Rupyo me 500 SMS kya mile, sale CHAPPAL CHOR bhi aaj kal SHAYAR ho gaye


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Girl: Suno, Kya tum sure ho ki tum sirf mujse hi pyar karte ho?

Boy: Sayad Sure! fir bhi me tume kal fir se list chek karke batata hu!


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Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.


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Sardar wins 20 cr 4m Rs.20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave him 11 cr after deducting tax.

Angry Sardar:Give me 20cr or else return my 20Rs.!


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Lalu: Itana sara log football ko lat kahe mar rahe hai?
Sardar:Gol kar ne ke liye.
Lalu: Sasura gol hi toh hai aur kitna gol karenge


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Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.