Friends

Aap
iS
DHyan
DenEWalE
mSg
kO
DHyan
sE
Padn gE
tO
Ap kE
DHyn
mE
1
BAt
AyEgi
Ki
iS
MsG
mE
DHya n
DenE Wali kOi bAt naHi hAi


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Pasngr-Tumne mere jeb me hath kyu dala?
Santa-Muje Machis chahiye thi
Pasen-Tum mujhse mang sakte the
Santa-Me ajnabi se bat nhi karta


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Who was d 1st Indian Woman 2 fly abroad.

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:guess?

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. . . . . Sita with




Ravan . . .




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Aasman me
2m

Pani me
2m

Zameen pe
2m

Hawa me
2m

Jahan jao waha 2m

2m hi
2m

Wo Dettol wali aunty sahi kehti h
KITANU HAR JAGAH HOTE HAI


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Meri

aur

Aishwarya rai
ki 1 aadath bilkul same hai.

Guess, what?
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Na mai usko SMS kartha hu,
na wo mujhe SMS karti hai..


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Girls policy: Flirt with innocent boys! Fun with handsome boys! Friendship with smart boys! Love with faithful boys! Marriage with RICH boys


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Santa: My computer going CRAZY.

Banta: Why? Whats Wrong?

Santa: I dont have Keyboard but it still gives a "KEYBOARD ERROR"


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Shut Up Ok
Don't Try To Be Over Smart...

Apne Kaam Se Kaam Rakho
Nonsence,
Selfish






I Said
to
My Heart,
When it said to Stop Missing U


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Teacher=Translate in English,"Mein Aam Aadmi Nai Hu".
Papu=I'm not a mangoman
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Sir=Tune kabhi Ullu dekhi hai
Emply=Nai
sir=Muje dekho


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Papu lost his cheque book
Bank manager-Be careful,anyone can put ur sign.
Papu-I am not fool,i hv already signed all the cheques.



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SANTA got a sms 4rm his galfriend dat
I MISS U
Socho Samu ne kya reply diya hoga?
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I MR. U


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Santa buys a new pressure cooker& nxt day he rtrns it
Shopkeepr-Y r U retrnng it?
Santa-Gharme jawn beti he, or y sala seeti bajata h


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What time is it wen most ppl go to da dentist?

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Guess yaar


I know u do it


Try again

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2.30.. (tooth-hurty!) hehe ;-)


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Girl's father-main nahi chahta ki meri beti apni puri zindgi ek gadhe k sath guzare.

Rachit-bas isiliye main use yaha se le jane aya hun

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BEST MSG EVER Written on a board in the church, "'God never fails'". A guy wrote below it, 'let him give CA, CAT, & IIT,GATE exams!!


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What did the male dog say 2 the female dog
in the cool nite with bright moon lite?









BOW BOW!
What else can a dog say?
Gud mrng


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?Nasir tO Heena? ?GLB?

Tum har rat mere khwabon me aao
Tum har rat mujhe yunhi satao
Aur kya bolen tumse janam
Melody khao khud jaan jao!


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Aise janvar ka naam batao jo bilkul kutte jaisa dikhta hai lekin sirf 3 pero par chalta hai?
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Socho
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jawab-langada kutta


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Dad: when i beat u how do u control ur anger?
Son: i start cleaning the toilet
Dad: how does that satisfy u..!?
Son: i use ur tuthbrush..


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Santa train ki patri pr so gya

Banta-Train ayegi to mar jayega
Santa-Plane uper se gujar gya
kuch nhi huwa to train kya chez he