Friends

Ek railway station se ek lash gayab ho gayi batao kaise....???



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jaane ke liye dekiye C.I.D har friyday night 10 P.M


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NICHE JAO AUR JEETO PAISA HI PAISA
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YEKIN NAI HORAHA HE TUM PAISO K LIYE ITNE NICHE GIRSAKTE HO




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Spider man is jumping
Supper man is flying
Hi man is daiving
Hit man is fighting
Gentle man is sending SMS
Dober man is reading SMS



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Nepali ko chirag mila, jin nikla bola 3 wish mango!
Np:
1.Ek Bara bangla
2.Ush men khoob daulatmnd aadmi
3.Ushka Chokidar humko bana


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Santa:Jaldi 1peg do ladai hone wali hai
BarTendor:lo.
Snta:1aur,ladai hone wali hai
BarTndr:lekin ladai kab hogi?
Snta:jab tu paise mangega.


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kya bindas hava chal rhi he
birdy gana ga rahe he
cow log grass eat rhe he
shaane log sms kar rhe he
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rhe he


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Kaash ladkian papita bechti hoti to ladkon ko bohut faida hota
puchho to

woh kaise?

Ldka ldki se kehta

Hello madam

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PAPPI TA DO


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Police:Tumhara dost kese mara?


Santa:pata nhi,wo bola

"mere pet me chuhe kud rhe he"


To mene use chuhe marne ki DAWA khila di


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Aap ka gadha aap se rooth gaya

Ja k nadi me kood
gaya.

Doobte hue bola ab aur dukh nahi
sahenge

ek ghar me do
do
nahi rahenge


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Sharabi knocks d door
His wife open d door
Sarabi-Who r u?
Wife-aaila! Mujko hi bhool gaye.


Sarabi-Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai BEHAN..


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Ek bar terrosist ne budiya ke pas bomb rakh diya. Loog chillaye- "Budiya bomb hai!
Woh sharmakar boli woh to me jawani me thi




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When u feel alone


When nobody is with u


When nobody is near u


When u miss everybody,



That means,




U r in 'TOILET'


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Shehar ki gali mein paan ki dukan,devdas ne dhekhi paro ki muskan,devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,khake paan paro boli "shukriya bhai jaan"


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Taxi driver 2 a marwadi passenger:

"Sir gadi ke brake fail ho gaye hai ab kya karu?"

marwadi:

"Vo bhad ki baat pehle meter band kar"


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Santa ka ladka: i'm a complan boy.

santa ki ladki: i'm a complan
girl.

santa: sala paida mene kiya or
naam kisi or ka le rahe hai



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Nepali ko chirag mila, jin nikla bola 3 wish mango!
Np:
1.Ek Bara bangla
2.Ush men khoob daulatmnd aadmi
3.Ushka Chokidar humko bana


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Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimag Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai!!

Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phir Itni Der Se Kha Kyon Rahi Ho??



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Munna Bhai: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette ek tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.

Patient : Toh mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.


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