Friends

Ek Sharabi marne laga, tab Bhagwan
Prakat hoke bole,
"KOI ANTIM ICCHA???"
Sharabi-
Agle Janam Me Ek LIVER Extra Laga
Dena....!
GM


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2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye
Haye haye main to 1100 lungi
Dusri Boli 2100 lungi.
Piche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le le usme FM b hai


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Premi:Ab hamare bich kuch nahi raha,mere sare letter mujhe de do!
Premika ne letter ka box dia or
boli:ISME JO TERE HAI VO SAB LELO!!!!!!!!


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Santa Translation:
1.Me AAm Admi nAhi ho-im Nt a MAngo MAn
2.Muje b English Ati h-Eng comes to me Also
3.Do Aur do ChAr-Give And Give Four


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What is different between SMART & LAZY???

It simple yaar, A smart person sends sms & A lazy keeps reading them.


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snta ws kising a blnk papr
bnta:ye kya hai?
snta:meri grlfrnd ka lovlttr hai.
bnta:magr ye 2 khali hai?
snta:ajkal hmri batchit band hai


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Sardar-Yaar mujhe tere ko phone karna tha par mai tera numbar hi bhul gya




Sardar2-Are,to tu mujhko phone kar k puch leta na


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Ink is red.
sky is blue.
a friend like u should b kept in zoo.

Don't get angry u il find me there too.
Not in a cage bt laughing at U. 99 days ago


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Tufani barish me rat ko dukan par Santa Pizza lene aya.
Dukandar: Ap ShadiShuda he?
Santa: Is Tufan me kya meri Maa muje pizza lene bhejegi?


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Mohabat 1Se Ho To Bholapan



2Se Ho To Apnapan



3Se Ho To Dewanapan



4Se Ho To Pagalpan



Phir Bi Counting Na Ruke To






Kaminapan.


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Teacher: Is line ki english banao,"usne apna kam kiya or karta hi gaya"
Santa: He done his work and dan dana dan dan.. dan dana dan dan.


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Gaabar:Aree o Sambha kitne aadmi the re..






















Sambha:Sarkar pata nai mein to auratein gin raha tha!


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Interviewer:Wats d
relation btwn
Earth n Moon?
Sardar:Brother-Sister
Interviewer:How
Sar:V call Earth
Dharti Maata n
Moon Chanda Mama:)



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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Isme 1 Missing Hai?







2Times Padhte Ho Shram Nahi Athi?
ABCD Me "1" Kahan Ata Hai?


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Why
DO

I

SMS

U ?







Care?







Miss?







Love?







Bo red?

U know

Why?

because, Internet se message free hai


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A.B.C.D.E.F.G
Fullform:
"A Boy Can Do Everything 4 a
Girl"


Reverse G.F.E.D.C.B.A.
"Girl Forgets Everything Done &
Catches new Boy Again"


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Tajmahal dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota.
Tajmahal dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota
aaj apna b bank balance hota agar dada ashiq na hota
Gn


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Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi


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Keypad
locked




press
unlock &
then *




Now press *




Keypad
active




1 message
received




opening
Message




"GUD MORNG FRiND


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Teacher: where is the HIMALAYA?
Kid: Madam i don't know

Teacher:don't know? Stand on the desk.
Kid:i still can't see