Friends

What is the Similarity
between "DECENT GIRLS"
& "DINOSAURUS...!?"













Both are Presently not
Available in this
World...!:-)


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Do u know what does
the computer
think of you when u
sit in front
of it
.
.
.
.
.
.
Think
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.
.
U got it
.
.
INTEL Inside....

IDIOT outside


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Santa to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Santa: So what take an umbrella and go.



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Santa-Maine apni biwi ko 12th karaya, BA karaya, MA karaya, or USki naukri bi lagvayi.

Banta: Abkoi acchasa ladka dekhkar saadi bi kara de


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Santa Was Inserting
Dog's Tail Into Pipe!!
Banta-Oye,Kutte ki Dum Kabhi Sidhi Nahi Hoti.Santa-Idiot,Main To Pipe Bend Kar Raha Hoon.


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Boy-sir, gandhiji k sir par baal kyu nahi the?

Teacher- intelligent aadmi ki nishani he.

Boy- ha, tabhi ladkio k itne lambe baal hote


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Santa: Tumse Shadi Karke Mujhe Bahut Bada Fayda Hua Hai..!

Wife:Woh Kya..?

Santa: Mujhe Mere Gunaho ki Saza Jite-Ji Hi Mil Gae..!;)


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Santa Gana Ga Rha Tha-
"Aaj Main Upar
Aasma Niche"
To Banta Ne Santa Ko Bahut Mara,
Bolo Kyun?
Kyu Ki Aasma Abdul Ki biwi ka nam tha!!



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santa library me 2-3
ghante book pad k
bola. SO BORING. So
many characters but no
story.
Librarian : santa ji
this is telephone
directory...


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Banta:Truck dekh kar
Tum kaanpate kyo ho?
Santa:1 Truck driver
Meri Biwi lekar bhaag
gaya tha,har baar
lagta hai jaise usko
wapas karne aya


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Apki tasvir banate hai to tasvir adhuri reh jati hai,
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.
.
.
.
kabhi sing reh jate hai
to kabhi punch reh jati hai...



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What will be the ad for Petrol in 2050...???
















Buy 5 litre Petrol & Get 1 Bajaj Pulsar FREE...!!!



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Thanks

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Thank u

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thank u






very very much







Thanks a lot.





Thank u so much 4
reading my "WASTE MSGS
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A student was asked 2 write a sign board 4 d traffic near d college..He wrote:"Drive Carefully! Dont kill d Students, Wait 4 d Teachers.


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What is the difference
between Monkey &
Donkey ?

Monkey saves this
message
&

Donkey deletes this
message.

Now Choice is ur .
Gud mrng


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Santa:Yaar tu itna bada ho gaya aur abhi tak dadhi-mooch nahi aayi???



Banta:Yaar main apni Maa par gaya hu.....
GN


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Papu Bhoot Film Dekhne gaya
Per Wo dara nai Jab Uska dost use pucha Tum Dare Q nai
papu-Oye! me to harroj Dekhta hu Apni BV ko Fir Daru Q.


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Patni: Agar Me Kho Gai To Tum Kya Karoge, Pati:Me Akhbar Me Istehar Dunga, Patni:Tum Kitne Achhe Ho,Kya Likhwaoge Pati:Jaha b Raho Khus Rho


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f MOBILE COMPANY owner suffer from LOOSE MOTION,
How will explain to Doctor?

Doctor, from morning I have unlimited & free
outgoing..-)


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Pati-Patni Me Ladai Ho Gayi.Pati Ghar Se Chala Gaya
Raat Ko Phone Par:Khane Me Kya He
Patni:Zehar
Pati:Mai Der Se Aunga Tum Kha K So jana