Friends

Jaanu,
Meri Mummy Bhi Tumhe
Bahut Pasand karti Hai...




Boyfriend:

Kuch Bhi Ho,
Par main SHAADI
Tum Hi se
Karunga...!


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Santa duble deckar bus me upar ja baitha
jaise hi bus chali wo bhagkar niche aa gaya
condctr-niche kyu aye
Santa-oye upar driver nhi he


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("""""""""""")9mm
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/ /I KILL PEOPLE
""" FOR MONEY
(>"<) ( 'o' ) BUT U (,) (,) R MY (")_(") FRIEND, SO I KILL U 4 NOTHING ~~~~~===============******===============~~~~ Health Tip Forever: Dont Eat Pizzas Burgers Pani Pooris Koftas Ice Creams Chocolates Sandwitches etc... . . . . . . . Without Me... ~~~~~===============******===============~~~~ I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS ~~~~~===============******===============~~~~ Santa:yar badi mushkil mein hun Meri biwi mujhse 1 pappi\kiss ka 1 rupee leti hai Banta:yaar tu lucky hai,auron se to wo 5 leti hai ~~~~~===============******===============~~~~ Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business & got huge Losses. Do u know what the business was? . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!!!!!! ~~~~~===============******===============~~~~ Hindi Teacher-Wo 1 Sunder Ladki Khadi He,Isko Hindi k Shabdo Me Kaho. Student-'Wo Dekho Yaaro Tumhari BHABHI Khadi Hai. ~~~~~===============******===============~~~~ Na moh na maya hai; Aalas tumhi ko aaya hai; Humein bhi msg kar k dekh lo; Nokia/Motorola/ LG ne ye mobile sirf sun ne k liye nhi banaya hai ~~~~~===============******===============~~~~ Allah ke naam pe, maula ke naam pe Tere biwi bacchon ke naam pe, Koi mere is msg padne wale dost ko paise dedo, yeh mujhe msg nahi karta. ~~~~~===============******===============~~~~ Pappu -"Boss isne kuch nhi kiya fir B apne ise saza kyu di"? Boss-"smart boy,Aajkal prepaid ka zamana hai,Pehle saza bhugto fir galti karo.. ~~~~~===============******===============~~~~ Maths teacher was teaching mathematical conversions Teacher: If 1000kgs = Ton. then, for 3000kgs = how much? Santa: Ton! Ton! Ton! ~~~~~===============******===============~~~~ Ek yug tha Jab log ghar k dwar pe likhte the ATITHI DEVO BHAVA. Phir likha SHUBH LABH. fir likha UR WELCOME. Aur ab- "KUTTON SE SAAVDHAN..!! ~~~~~===============******===============~~~~ Jony..jony Yes Papa There is no msg...Why Papa Remove Ur simcard Quick Papa..Put ur cell in well papa Clap ur hands Ha..Ha..Ha! ~~~~~===============******===============~~~~ (((""?""))) <((@) (@ ))>
(; <._.> ;)
((,==,))
daro mat kabhi- kabhi
mobile par sms padhne
wale k taswir aa jati
hai!


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2admi kabrastan me
Baithe the 1 Bola
'YeLog kitne aram se
Sote he MURDA utha AUR
bola Haram Khor kyu na
Soye,ye jaga jaan
Dekar Hasil ki he.


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God: Wat do u want>
Beggar: Aishwarya Rai
God: she wears saris worth 2500
u cant afford it
Beggar :den give me mallika..


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Apki smile ne saara jahan hila diya
Are Apki smile ne saara jahan hila
diya.

Coma se jaage mariz ko darake phir
se sula diya


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Awaz mein mithas hai..
Soorat bhi khaas hai..
Khuda ne bas thoda sa screw dhila chod diya
varna...

ITEM to tu jhakkas hai..!! he he,,


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Santa is buying movie
tickets again & again.
Finally the ticket
seller asked "y?"
Santa: Some fool
standin near d door &
tearin my tickets.