Friends

Another sun..?
Possible

Another moon..?
Possible


Another frnd
lik u..?



IMPOSSIBLE..

cz,

Manufacturing defects lik u occur only once!


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hi.

hello.
hw r u

evrything is cool.

nahi.

kiyo.

ooo

tumhari shadi ho gayi

accha koi baat nahi

paapo ki saja sabko milti hai.


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Pappu: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom?

Teacher: Wrong Pappu, "May" I Go To The Bathroom?

Pappu: But I Asked 1st


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New GEN Rhyme:
Twinkle twinkle little
star..
I jus went to Royal
bar..
Whisky rates are up so
high..
So drink beer with
chicken fry.!
(O_o)


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Any idea about this
no.?
9974486610


simple.!
It's 0123456789 in
descending order..
Junior KG me dhyan
diya hota to ye nobat
nahi ati.


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The Most
Illuminating
Saying Ever:
"If ur Father is a
Poor Man,
Its ur Destiny..

But if ur
Father-in-law is
a Poor Man..
Its ur Stupidity"


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The 2 dangerous
weapons in world other
than nuclear bomb
1) A girl's smile &
2) A girl's tears
both can make men do
anything 4 them...


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Santa was shopping in
a store.


SALESMAN: Sir, would
you like to use a
pocket calculator?


Snta: No thanks. I
know how many pockets
I have


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Santa: Me tere liye
rishta le kar aaya hu.
Ladki B.COM he!
Banta- 'Com' to jo
marji ho.
Par Ladki GRADUATE
honi chahiye!


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Ye duniya badi Zaalim hai yaar
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Rehnde do Button dabane se

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NAHI SUDHREGI

send ur msg/advice
9974486610 wid ur name


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Mehfil saji thi msgs ka tha daur,
SMS maine kiye the sab ne kia shor,
paisa to mera gaya par sab kamine keh rahe the

1 aur 1 aur.


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Daku-Tera Naam?
Lady-Rita
Daku-Rita Meri Behen Ka Naam He,
Ja Tuje Maaf Kia.
Aur Tera?
Santa-Santa,
Par Log Pyar Se Muje RITA Kehte He!


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Banta Sing ko kese Pehchannenge:
1)Puts lipstick on the forehead B'Coz he wants to make up his mind.
2)Booked the Hotel nd sleep on Footpath


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Santa Titanic k sath dub raha tha,Par has raha tha
Man:Oye,Kyu has rahe ho?
Santa:Shukr he mene return tickt nai kharida varna waste hota!


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Ek newspaper M chapa tha "50%Ladkiya bewkuf hoti ha"

Is pr ladkiyon N khub halla machaya or

chapwaya"50%Ladkiya bewkuf nahi hoti ha.


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CHAI

CHAI

CHAI

CHAI

CHAI

CHAI

CH AI

CH AI

CHAI




Congrats !





U r selected 2 work in d Railway


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Mein bikul sharef ho gaya hu.
1 ladki k karib ho gaya hu
uske pass mere dil k chabi hai
vo meri aakhrh dilruba
Aur Tumhari 25vi bhabhi hai.


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Principal to Students:
You People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day..

Students:
Impossible Sir!
College Is Only For 6 Hours!!
Gn


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A: There is always a "DRIVE SLOW" board near boy"s schools, but not near girl"s college.Why?

Q: COZ vehicles automatically go slow


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Auto wala-Saab 40rs huye he Pappu ye le 20rsAutowala-Saab ye to baimani hePappu-Baimani kaisi tu b to baith k aaya heAadha tu de.