Friends

Shakespeare said,


















Nothing 2 me.

Did he say anythin 2u?
Nothing na?
kuch bola to dekh
lenge dono



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[Fact of Life]

A Lot Of Fellows now-a-Dayz Have:
B.A,
B.B.A,
M.B.A,
B.E,
B.S
Or
Ph.D

Unfortu nately..
They Don't HaVe A J.O.B degree! ;)


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Diference b/w USA &
INDIA:
"In USA u can kiss in
public places,
can't do SUSU.
But in INDIA u can do
SUSU in public places,
can't KISS..!"


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Stars + moon= romantic
nights

Birds + sky= lovely
day.

Forest + animals=
beautiful world

U + ur smile


CHI CHI!
GO AND BRUSH YOUR
TEETH


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Teacher askes :wat is
ur caste?
Student: Pehle to hum
Singh the,
fir Rajput the,
Fir Sharma ho gaye,
abhi hai Darzi,Aage
Mummy ki marzi.


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What is the best punishment u can give a Girl?


Giv her Dress, Jewellery, Cosmetics, etc.

&

Lock her in a Room,

Without MIRROR!


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Sir jo sabse nalayak h
vo khada ho jye
1 bacha khada hua
sir-tum mante ho ki
tum nalayak ho
bacha-aap akele khade
ache nahi lag rahe the


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Life of a student:
PC hai net Nahi,
ATM Hai paise Nahi,
Cell Hai balance Nahi,

EXAM hai tension Nahi,

Padna hai,lekin saala
mood nahi!!


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3 things that should
not b asked..






1.A man's salary



2.a girl's age..



&



students %..



it hurts...


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3 Monkeys ranaway frm
Zoo. 1st find watching
TV, 2nd find taking
bath, & 3rd....

No Yaar, its not u...
Hamesha aisa hi kyon
sochte ho??


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Boy: what do you want?
Girl: I want coke, pizza and you
Boy:Really ?
Girl:Pizza to eat,coke to drink & u
to pay the bill.


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A : Heard that your wife goes horse riding. How many kilos has she reduced ?
B : 20 Kilos.
A : Wow ! Congrats.
B : Not my wife,the horse!


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In a class, teacher
asked: If I buy an
item @ 12.75 n sell @
15.25, it"s loss or
profit? student:
Profit in rupees &
loss in paise.



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Santa and Banta are
discussing.
Santa: If i drink
Coffee, I cant sleep.
Banta: With me its the
opposite. If I sleep I
cant drink the Coffee.


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Kya ankhen
Kya chehra tumne paya
hai
Aisa lagta hai
Jaise pipal k ped se
koi BhOoT Utar k aaya
hai


Bura laga?


Toh wapas ped pe chad
jao.


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Santa: Exam se
gabhara na mat tu sher
ka puttar hai
Beta: ji papa teacher
bhi yahi bolti he ki
tu kisi jaanwar ki hi
aulaad hai.


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Pappu- Kal maine ek
bus ke piche bhagkar
ticket ke 30 rs.
bachaye.

Dipu-Abe Bewakuf
Taxi ke piche bhagta
to 100 rs. Bacha leta


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Wenevr u feel like studying

get into a room
Just sit down
Relax
TAKE A DEEP BREATH
n slap urself n say stupid what's this new bad habit


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Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?


Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!





Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe


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Jo mujhe bhool jae.
Uska mobile tut jae.
Charger jal jae,
Sim lock ho jae.
Local cal pr std ka bil aaye.
Local area me b roaming lag jae.