Friends

1kudi akeli jarahi thi,1Munda samne se araha ta,2no bilkul pas agaye,Munda side hogaya,Kudi chali gayi
MRAL-Harkoi teri tarh Kamina nai hota


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Polic:Santa ji kuch der me aapko phansi dijayegi aap ki aakhri khwahish kya hai?
Santa: Plz mera Sar Niche aur pair upar karke phansi Dijaye


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Sar jhukta hai SHARAM se,

Sar jhukta hai AADAAB me,

Sar jhukta hai LIKHNE me,

aur Sar jhukta hai kisi GENIUS Dost ka msg padhne k Liye.


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Ldki apne BF se
Mera Bcha

Mra Ladla

Mra Gugla

2m MujhSe Shadi Krge?

BoloBaby

BF:Tum Muje Propose Krna Cha Rhi Ho

Ya Adopt


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one day.


one day..

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one day









one day international
cricket match is more
interesting than test match


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My Msg to d world:

if u like me
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Raise your hands
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if not
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Raise your Standards....


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Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I prepared.

Husband: Whom should I call now Police or Ambulance...?


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Interviewer: Wer does d sun go in d nite? Sardar: It doesn't go newer intrvwr: superb pls continue.. Sard: bcoz of darkness v r do not c it


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tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge.....ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!


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Zindagi me kabhi tention mat lena, bindas hoke I LOVE U kehna, agar rose k badle sandal mile, to kahena pyaari bahena sada khush rahena


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Subah uth kar 2 kaam kiya karo 1.puja karo,is say aap ka din acha guzray ga 2.Naha liya karo, is say dosroon ka din acha guzray ga... Thanks


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Mom: Why did u get low marks on that test?
Son: B'cas of absence
Mom: U wer absemt tht day?
Son: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.


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2 enjoy few minute, Hear a song
2 enjoy few hour, See a movie
2 enjoy few years, Join college
2 enjoy whole life,


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World's Smallest resignation letter?
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Respec ted sir,


I love ur wife.


Yours sincerely


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2 behre admi..ek dusre se:-

1st:tu bajar ja raha hai..

2nd:nahi re,mein bajar ja raha hoon..

1st:acha,mujhe laga tu bajar jaa raha hai..


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D bEsT gRuP i jOiNeD wIt 1300+ users.tEcH nEwS,cEl TrIcKs, fRee SiTeZ, foRwArDz(thotz,j:-)kz)wIn rEchArGe.sms: JOIN GIZMOFUN to 9945599455.


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You R So..

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art!

m
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S art!
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S artm!

Samrt!

mS art!

aSm
rt!

Bus Rehnay Do Tum Per Fit Hi Nahi Ho Raha


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Munna: a cirkit a barish k vakt bijli kyu kadakti he
cirkit:bhai bole to god torch marke dekhta hoga kahi sala sukha to nahi rehgaya


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Why does a BUFFALO
always Enjoys
Dirty Water?
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Why?
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Why?
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Why?
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Why?
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Anyway,
t hat's...


ur PERSONAL MATTER..


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1 Girl . . 1 Smile

1 Smile:1 Meet

1 Meet:1 Propose

1 Propose:1 Love


1 Love:1 Mariage

1 Marriage:111111

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