Friends

Teacher: Tom! Join
these 2 sentnces.

I was cyclin to
School.
I saw a Dead body.
Tom: (while thinkng)
I saw a dead body
cycling to School..


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Santa sent SMS to all
friends:
OYE, My mobile num has
changed Previously it
was Nokia 6600 Now its
Nokia 5200. Send msgs
to my new mobile ok

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SANTA wisky de ke wife se bola
Le pee isko
Wife peekar: Shee!
Kitni kadvi hai.
SANTA: Aur tu kya Sochti hai k mai roz
aish karta hun....


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Santa:Doctor,ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?
Doctor:Ye mera pehla operation hai
success hua to mere liye,nahi to tumhare liye.
Gud mrng


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Arz kia hai

Tere pyar me pagal ho
gaya Peter

Gor warmaiye

Tere pyar me pagal ho
gaya Peter

Hero Honda Splendor 80
kilometer
per litre...


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Robart-Boss,isne kuch
nahi kiya,fir b aapne
ise saza kyu di?
Boss-Smart boy,Aajkal
Prepaid ka zamana hai,
Pehle saza bhugto, fir
galti karo.


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Santa ki maut bijli
girne se ho gayi,
Par uski lash
muskurate hui mili,
Bhagwan ne pucha aisa
q
Pappu- "Menu laga koi
PHOTO khinch raha he"


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Papau Zebra
Crossing road per Idhar udhar ho raha tha.
or kuch soch raha tha.

kya soch rha tha

socho


SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI HAI.


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Teacher:BIJLI kahan se aati hai?
Student MAMA ke ghar se.
T:Wo kaise?
Studnt:bijli jaane par papa kehte hai SAALO ne phir bijli kaat di?


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Tum chale gaye to bag
se titilya chali gayi
Phool murjha gaye
Patte jhad gaye
ab aur mat satao..


Plz aa jao.


Garden me paani dene
aa jao


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DIL ki baat dil me mat rakhna jo pasand ho use ILU kehna
Agar wo guse me aa jaye to darna mat
Raakhi nikalna or kehna
Pyari behna milti rehn


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Draupadi ka Vastraharan Dusgasan ko pada bhari
Draupadi ka Vastraharan Dushasan ko pada Bhari

Saari me Saarg Parag saari.



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Santa: Maine apne bete ka naam America rakha hai.

Banta: Kyu?

Santa: Taki sari duniya ko pata lag jaye ki main America ka BAAP hun -:)


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A Boy prayed:
Oh God, giv me a bag
full of money, a job,
1big vehicle &many
girls!
GOD: Ur wish is
fulfilled & he became

A BUS CONDUCTOR:-)


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Jaldi marne k aasan
tarike
1.smoke daily
u'll die 10yrs early
2.drink daily
u'll die 20yrs early
Bt


3.love someone
"trully"
u"ll die Daily


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D/f b/w
DAWA & DARU
DAWA is like a
Girlfrnd that comes
wid expiry date
&
DARU is like a Wife
Jitani purani hogi
utni sar pe chadhegi
Cheers


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Pappu-Tumhari ankhen kitni haseen he
Girl-Chhoro na
Pappu-Tumhare bal kitne khubsurat hai
Girl-Chhoro na
Pappu-Itni der se chhor hi raha tha


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Main kal rat 1 spna dekha,Spne me YAMRAJ ji bole,Sab log apna gunah paper me likho!
To kuch der bad sirf apki awaz gunji.
"EXTRA PAPER PLZ"


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How do u recognize Santa in School?
He is d one who erases
the notes from the
book when the teacher
erases the board.



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Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliya
thi. Sab log usey
akbar bulate the.
Kyu?


Socho!





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