Friends

1 baccha door bell bajane ki koshish kar raha tha,1 old man ne dekha.
Wo gaya aur bell baja di,Aur bola-
or kuch beta?
Baccha: AB BHAAGO


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I bought a bike on loan.
I didn't pay the dues,
the bank took away my bike.
:Had I known this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also..


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1 waqt tha tumare sms asie ate the jaise koi tumari khopdi pe pistol rahk ke tumse sms karwa rha hai.
Ab esa lgta hai jaise goli maar di ho.


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Ab Dekho Bhool Na Jana.

Kal Jaldi Uth Jana.

Taaze Paani Se Nahana.

Phir Hamare Ghar Aana Aur Zor Se Aawaz Lagana.





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JAI SHANI DEV


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2 men srching 4 deir lost wives,
1st: How ur wife luk lyk?
2nd: fair, face is lyk DIYA MIRZA & what abt urs?
"Forget mine let srch urs 1st"


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DAD- Harbhajan is male or female?

SON- Female

DAD: How?

SON: Just now commentator told

"Beautiful Delivery By Harbhajan"



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Sir:kal school kyu nhi aaye?
Sonu:kal meri gay ne bachhda diya tha
Sir:Isme kya badi baat hai
Sonu:Badi baat nahi to aap deke dikhaiye.!


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Class Rooms r like Train

1st 2 benches r Executive Coaches-Reserved for VIP

Middle 2 r Genral Compartment

N Last 2 r Sleeper Class.


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Daru pio to aankhe lal,
Mehndi lagao to haath lal,
Kiss kro to lips lal,
Kisi ladki ko chhedo to muh lal,
Bach gaye to jio lal.

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LOG KEHATE H K AAPKO OPAR WALE NE BADI FURSAT ME BANAYA HAI. THEEK HI TO KHATE H QUNKI FALTU KE KAAM FURSAT ME HI TO KIYE JATE H.


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Due date of filing ur laughter tax return is 2day
pursue early to escape long q so sbmit ur sms as early possible in my
CA of Laughter Club


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1 ladka ghar der se lauta

Ma:kahan tha?

Beta:Film dekhne gaya tha'maa ka pyar'.


Maa:ab upar jake 1 aur film dekh
'baap ki maar'.


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Ultimate Power of Kaliyug:-

3rd standard Boy: Can I KISS your hand?








3rd std Girl: why, has anything happened to my lips.


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1st class me
Student apne papa se
Student:papa aj mam ne 1sawal pucha jiska jawab sirf mujhe hi pata tha
Papu:Blackboard pr susu kisne kiy h


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Papu hotel me hath dhone jata hai or
Basin dhone lag jata hai.
Waiter-Sir ye kya kar rahe hai?
Papu-Are yaha likha hai Na WASH BASIN.


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Aisi kaun si cheez hai jo women me aage hoti hai aur Cow me peeche hoti hai
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WOMEN-W
COW-W
God save ur dirty mind


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Teacher 2 Ramu-"TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" is shlok ka kya arth hai?
Ramu-Tum so jayo maa,me Jyoti k pass ja raha hu.



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Chinto gets 0 marks in
paper.
Father asks him about
it.

Chinto replies:
Teacher ke paas STAR
khatam ho gaye to
PLANET dene shuru kar
diye


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Ladka:hum 25 bhai bahan he
Ladki:kya aap ke ghar family planning wale nahi aate?
Ladka:aaye the par school samajh ke vapas chale gaye. -:)


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Dhikchik dhikchik kuhu kuhu
Dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik
kuhu kuhu
ANY GUESSES ABT YEH KYA HAI??

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YE KOYAL K GAANE KA REMIX HAI