Friends

Which is d Longest
Toilet in d Wrld?
"Indian..Railway
Track", v can use it
frm Kanyakumari 2
Kashmir,Proud 2b N
INDIAN Aisi..azadi aur
kaha.


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Ravan decides 2
apologise 2 ram,

knocks the door,

Ram opens.

Ravan stands thinking.
guess what???
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?
?
kis mooh se maafi
mango.


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Y does d BAA of Kyunki
Saas bhi Kabhi Bahu
thi never die?






coz gods never die..
Cnfusd! Scroll down.,
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BAA 'KHUDA' TUMHI HO


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Ye Duniya Badi Zaalim Hai.
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Jaanede,
Tere Scroll Karnese Nahi Badlegi,
Tu Apna Kaam Kar.
Tension Mat Le...


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HI 5 IDEA of JOKEZONE

1.Waterproof towel

2.Solar torch

3.Book on how 2 read

4.Whilchair wid Pedals

5.Umbrela wid hole 2 c if it raining


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Man-Wo Ladki Kitni Sundar H
Santa-Muje Uska Naam Pata H
M-Kya Naam He
S-Wo BANK Me Kaam Karti H
Uske Counter Pe Naam Likha Tha
CHALU khata


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Baharo phool barsao
mera "DOST"aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali
me mehak laya he.
Barso tak thi jise
pani se "ELERGY" vo aj
"LUX" se nahaya hai


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Bus accident
A man crying O! my
hand was cut down
"santa:y r u crying
Control urself Dont
cry.C that man,He has
lost his head n very
silent


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Man:Ghar se USA Tak
road banao
God:Mushkil hai,kuch
aur maango
Man:wife ko agyakari
aur samajhdaar banao
God:Road single banau
ya double...!


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Tipu: Mere Papa k pass Cycle se lekar Aeroplane tak hai
Dipu:Acha tumhare papa bahut bade admi hai ky
Tipu:Are nai unki khilone ki dukan h


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SANTA wanted to make a STD call to Delhi,
He wanted to save money
So what did he do! Simple,
He went to Delhi and made a local call.
-:)


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Aaj Mere Paas
Mobile Hai,
Number Hai,
Battery Hai,
Balance Hai,
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Hai Koi Msg?
To Bhejo
Agar Nahi
To Mobile Pheko


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Maths Teacher-If U Had
1000Rs In One Pocket &
1000Rs In Other
Pocket,
What Wud U Think?
Santa-I Think Aaj
Galti Se Papa Ki Pant
Pahen li!


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Engg. student:"Yaar
dhoka ho gaya".
Dost:"kya hua?" Engg.
student:"maine ghar se
books ke liye paise
mangwaye the, unhone
books hi bhej diye


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Kissi Se Nahi Kaha
Tere Fasanay Ko
Jane Kaisay Khaber Ho
Gai Zamane Ko
Gattar Band Ho Gye
Sare Shaher Ke
Kis Ne Khaha Tha
Tumhien Nahane Ko.


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Mountain dew ka new
ad:
Chal yaar kuch
khatarnak karte hai






Chal chalke padai
karte hai..
Dar sabko lagta hai
par
DAR K AAGE JEET HAI..


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Boy:My galfrend broke
up wid me and sent me
picture of her n her
new boyfrend.

Friend: Really Bad



Boy:Yeah, Bad I sent
dem 2 her Dad!!??


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Pappu was writing his
father's name on a
1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What
are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam
roshan kar raha hoon.


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Ek operation ke bad
patient bola

"doctor sab Kya ab me
rog se mukt hu?"

Jawab mila:

'Beta doctor to niche
reh gaye, mai to
chitrgupt hu!!


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