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Girl: How much u love me?
Boy:Like shajahan.
Girl :Then when will u build Taj Mahal?
Boy:Already purchased land. Now waiting for ur death .


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Sumtims v think-why frnz keep frwrding msgs 2us without
speking words D reson is dat,u hv gt nothing big 2say,bt
still wnt 2 stay in touch.


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Smile a while,
While u smile
smile another smile
soon there will be miles
and miles of smiles is just u smile
i hope ur day is full of sMILe


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This is magic.If u
press down 10 times,

U'll become sweet.

























Are Budhhu..!!

U dont need magic,
U R ALREADY SO SWEET


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Its always gud to compromise only wen d othr side understands ur feelings, bt its not gud to bend so much tht u loose ur existence.


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As Cloud cover the Sun
Truth cover d Lie
Angel cover the Evil
Flowers cover the
Garden
I Wish that hapines
cover all the worries
of ur Life.


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Peace has never come from dropping bombs.
real peace comes from enlightenment and educating people to behave more in a divine matter.


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Like trees need the earth, like the night needs the moon, like the stars need the sky, like the guitar needs tune, my world needs you.


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Life teaches you to
smile & also teaches
you to cry, it may be
ironical but it is
true that u can't know
the value of smile
until u cry..!


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Words & Hearts should be handled with care BCoz Words when Spoken
&
Hearts When Broken, r d hardest thing to repair in the world!
GuD nite..


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Some piple think that Black colour as
sentimentaly Bad. But they forget 2 know about,
"Every Black Board makes Bright students"...


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Wen God askd, Wat is
FORGIVENESS..?
A Cute litle gal gave
dis lovely reply,"Its
d wonderfull smell dat
a flower gives wen itz
being crushed"


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When u r in doubt
heres my Love.. When
in pain here my care..
When u cant see what u
want here i m.. Just
be true and give me
trust..


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My sweetest memory-our
talk! My biggest
sadness-
Distance!
My biggest hope-
I wil see u soon!
My deepest
prayer-We'll stay
friends forever..


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My heart problem has
reached a critical
stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options
left
ICU
Or
U C Me.




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A True Lover is:
1who tells dat ur Cute
instead of sexy
1who cals U bak Wen U
Cut d cal in Anger
1who stays awake jus 2
watch U Sleep...


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Coins always make
sound
but da currency notes
r always silent.
So when ur value
increases,
keep urself calm &
silent. Have a Nice
day


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Age is an END
at any time;

Love is an END
at marriage;

Life is an END
at Death

But
Lovable
"FRIENDSHIP"
is always going on.
Never ENDing.


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1+1=2eyes seeing u
3+3=6 senses feeling
u
12+12 = 24 hours
wating 4 ur sms
50+50 = 100% worried
about u
182.5 + 182.5 = 365
days mising u!


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D joy of being frnd
wid u is pleasurable,
even wen evry1 on
earth 4gets u.
Remember heres sum1
who 4gets evry1 just
to remember u..