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Zindagi ki raah me hum dono sath chalenge....
thora tum chalna, thora mai chalunga
,......phir aage chal kar rikshaw karwa lenge.

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Najar jhuki to 'PAIMANE' bane,
Dil toote to 'MAIKHANE' bane,
kuch to hai aapme jaroor,
yon hi nahi 'PAGALKHANE' bane.

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E mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan,
Tum hamesha rahoge hattekatte nawjawan kyounki....
Khuda meherbaan to Gadha PAHELWAAN .....

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Tum meri zindagi me aaye kuch is tarah,
Tum meri zindagi me aaye kuch is tarah jaise lehrate hue kheto me pagal saand aa gaya ho

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Taste this SMS....
Do u feel the taste of Ginger?
No ?
Well.,
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD.....

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Pujari ko loose motion ho gaya. medicine lete samay doctor se pucha, "any precautions". doctor ne kaha "shankh zor se mat bajaana"..

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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki...!! Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

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Hitler bhi chala gaya, Veerappan mara gaya, Saddam bhi pakda gaya, Bin Laden ka bhi pata nahi, Tum bhi dikhte nahin... Lagta hai Dharti pe achhe din aa gaye...

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god apun se pucha kidhar jayenga. heaven ki hell? Apun bola hell! Apun ko malum tum udarich milega aur jahan tum hoga wo bhi heaven mafic lagega

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How to kill a mosquito: uuse Jinda pakde, phir uski Taange pakad kar uske Pet me GudGudi kare, aur jab wo hanse to uska muh pakad kar 1 Chammch Poison pila de.....

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Hamari achchai ka kitna fayada uthate ho, 1 msg bhej k 20 free pate ho.. Hamare Dil par kyo julm dhate ho..humara msg 4wd kar k dusron ko patate ho

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Is umar me aksar aisa hota hai
nind ud jati hai, chain khota hai, jaan jati hai, sada dard hota hai
Dr. ko dikha do yaar ye budapa aisa hi hota hai.

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Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
aur paper par tasveer aapki banayi
socha tha ki usko Dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bachcho ko darane k kaam aayi...

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Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge...
Raat mein diye jalte rahenge...
Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahe hamesha...
Baaki hum tou hamesha tang karte rahenger!!!

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Apun dono ka Dosti ekdum jhakas hona mangta hai,
jhakas bole to...apun hira tu moti,
apun sabji tu roti,
apun pani tu tanki
apun tarzan tu monkey.

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Chand par kali ghata chhati to hogi, sitaro ko bhi nind aati to hogi,
lakh chhupao magar akele me tumhe apni Shakal par hansi aati to hogi.

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Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bachhe ki bhi ek jidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere SMS ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

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Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam k sahare g lenge,
Kya hua jo hamari girl friend nahi, hum aapki girl friend k sahare g lenge.

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Gandhi Ji ahinsa ko kyun maante the
Kyun ki wo jante the ki
Dhishum........
Dhishum........
To Pepsodent ka kaam hai !!!!!!!!

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Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare Dil se awaaz nikalii....
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

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He: Janeman, is Dil mein chali aao,
She: Sandal nikaloon kya!
He: Pagli, ye mandir nahi hai, aise hi aajao...