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Maine poocha chand se...
Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin.....
Chand ne kaha , chandni ki kasam ... 12036 entries found!

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Agar apko lagta hai ki aap Beautiful hai, Smart hai, Charmi hai to kutta paliye… saap paliye.. sher paliye magar galatfaimi mat paliye.

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Ager dum hai to is sawal ka jawab yes or no me deke batao!
... .... ... kya aapko pagalpan k daure padne band ho gaye hai?

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Tumhare naam ki gazalein chaand per likhne ko ji chahta hai... per kya karoon yeh zaalim khayal amaavas ki raat ko hi aata hai.

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u r a GHONCHU.. G-reat,
H-ot,
O-ne in million,
N-aughty,
C-ute,
H-umble,
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu Ghonchu hi.

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Gaddha jo khaye wo ghas ho tum,
buddha jo khaye wo chavanprash ho tum,
idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
dusro se kuch khas ho tum,
par jo bhi ho jhakkas ho tum.

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Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
Jo Dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
peeche walon ko age na jaane do.....
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.....
Tabhi 1 achche Truck Driver banoge.

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Andhe k hath me "TORCH",
Bahare k hath me "RADIO",
Gunge k hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP K HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!

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Param Pratapi,
Param Tejasvi,
Maha Kripalu,
Atyant Dayalu,
Pujyaniye,
Sarvashatiman
Maharaj Shri KALPESH Ji sokar uth gaye hai.
To saare Bolo Good Evening...

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Teacher ask 2 sardar student : A for?
sardar:"apple"
Teacher:"jor se bolo"
Sardar:"JAI MATA DI"

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Kabhi kabhi mere Dil me khayal aata hai
Khuda tere jaise namune kyo banata hai.

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Gar tu sath hai mere, to Dil abad hai mera.
kah de tu apne baap se,
yahi Damaad hai tera. ,****,
( @..@ )
"(. .)"
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hay mai mar jawan tusi kitney sonay ho!

Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main yakeen nahin aata to suno...
Bhow..bhow

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Teen Bandar Delhi K Zoo Se Bhag Gaye. Ek Bandar Pizza Khate Hue Pakda Gaya. Dusra Burgar Kha Raha Tha. Aur Teesra Bade Dhyan Se msg Padh Raha Tha..??

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Bengali Patient: Dr. Sahab Potla-Potla Totti aata hai, khane ko man nahi karta hai.
Dr.: ye lo dawai, mota-mota Totti aayega, jaisa marzi vaise kaat k khana.

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Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

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New Punishments for mobile users,
for Miss call Jail,
for SMS Umar Qaid,
for Call Phansi,
but don't fear u,
for Kanjusi 1 Million ka PRIZE milega.....!

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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

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Ek admi ne sardar g ko pucha: Public ne aapko kyuu mara?
Sardar: Bus me mera photo gir gaya, maine bola Madam Saari upar karo photo lena hai.

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