Funny

Aaj k baad na SMS kerna, na koi call kerna,
aur na hi kisi kism ki chaah rakhna,
aur milne ki to koshish bhi na karna, kyu ki Dr. ne muje meethi cheezon se duur rehne ko kaha hai. (u r very sweet friend)

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Santa: Wo ladki shayad behri hai lagta hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, wo kuch aur hi bolti hai.
Banta: Kaise?
Santa: Maine kaha I Luv U, to wo boli 'Maine kal hi Nayi Sandal kharidi hai'

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Santa roz apni x girl friend ke ghar ke samne Potty karta tha,
x girl friend: aisa kyu karte ho?
Santa: tumhe ye batane ke liye ki tumhare Pyar ke bina mai bhukha nahi mar raha hu.

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Woman: Sir, mai apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Sir: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera dusra ladkaa bhi hai, jo iskaa twin hai. Mai uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Sir: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do!

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Ek ladki thi deewani c Mobile lekar chalti thi Nazrain jhuka k Sharma k Mobile me jaane kya dekha karti thi Kuch karna tha shayad usko Par jane kis se darti thi Jab bhi milti thi mujhse Yehi puchha karti thi Ye ON kaise hota hai, Ye ON kaise hota hai aur main sirf yehi kahta tha ye mobile nahi TV ka remote hai

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Sardar : kal jo shampoo liya tha uske saath wala free gift do.
shopkeeper : uske saath koi free gift nahi hai,
sardar : mujhe bevakuff mat samjo uspar likha hai "dandruff Free"

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Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai. Aur barabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai-
Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai, “Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthega?” Doosra aadmi, “Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthega

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Dr. k Bandh Clinic k aage lambi line thi,
1 sardar bar-bar line me ghusta, log usko pakad k pichhe phenk dete,
sardar- Lage raho saalo, mai bhi clinic nahi kholunga.

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Ladki ladke se-tum log ladki me sabse pahle kya dekhte ho.ladka-ye to ladki pe depend karta hai ki ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai.

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A Coupl was sitting in Garden,Sudnly a Dog & Bitch came n Kiss each othr!Boy-Janu agr Tum Bura na Mano to Mai bhi...Girl-Sambhalkar kutiya kaat naa le.

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Teachr-tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa -shaadi
teacher- nahi,mera mtlab h ki tum bade hokar kya banoge.
Santa- "PAPA"

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1 admi daru k nashe me taxi me betha
bola chalo airport chalo
taxiwala: tum airport pe hi ho
Admi:yelo 50rs dubara inte taiz mat chalana.

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Zamindar: Agar Main Subah Apni Car Me Niklun To Sham Tak Main Apni Aadhi Zamen B Nahi Dekh Sakta..!
Santa : Hamare Paas Bhi Pahle Aisi Hi Car Thi.

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A sweet poem about "tatti"
tatti meri pyari tatti, shauchalay ki rani tatti,
subah-subah jab aye tatti, ghar angan mehkaye tatti,
pili tatti kali tatti, haye re meri nyari tatti,
kudrat ka dastur nirala sabko hi aye hai tatti,
khul ke jo na aye tatti, sachchi bara sataye tatti,
lagatar jo aye tatti, sabki neend udaye tatti !


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Dunia se chhupa k teri taswir Bathroom me laga rakha hai,
Dunia se chhupa k teri taswir Bathroom me laga rakha hai,
Aur har ghadi tera Didar hota rahe isliye JULAAB ki goli kha rakha hai.

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Jab jab hame pyaas lagti hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai.
Unki deewangi main hum ho gaye itne deewane,
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.

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Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudega!

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Tere julf hai ya andheri raat ka saaya
Tere julf hai ya andheri raat ka saaya
Sar mundwale to savera ho jai.

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Kehte hai ishq mein neend udd jaati hai,
Koi humse bhi to ishq kar k dekhe,
Kambhaqt hume neend bahut aati hai.

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Dekha unhone hume jab apni tirchi nazron se
Hum to madhosh hi ho gaye,
Jab pata chala k nazrein hi tirchi hai,
Hum to behosh hi ho gaye!

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Yaro mere marne k bad aasu na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to upar chale aana

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Shaadi k pehle......
Takdir hai magar kismat nahin khulti,
Tajmahal banana chahta hoon lekin
Mumtaz nahin MILTI,