Funny

Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha,
Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya...

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Duniya ek polpoli tatti hai jo girte hi bikhar jata hai,
par tu wo sukha leda hai jo girte hi samhal jata hai.

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Good news for U! Rent free accomodation (khana, pena, sona rehna ... sab free)
-- For details JUST DIAL :- 100

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Jale ko aag kahte hain, bujhe ko raakh kahte hain
Jo tumhare paas nahi hai jaani, usi ko Dimag kahte hain

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Woh kahte hain ki hamari biwi swarg ki Apsara hai,
hum ne kaha khushnaseeb ho bhai,
hamari to abhi Jinda hai... ha ha ha

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Meri yehi dua hai aap k liye ki aap Dinbhar hamesha hanste raho, Muskrate, Khilkhilate raho....
Mujhe kya log tumko hi Pagal kahenge...

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Kash mere dardo ki tuje aesi saja mile,Kash mere dardo ki tuje aesi saja mile,Tuje aye ho bade jor se SUSU, aur kahin karne ki jagah na mile.

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Tere baap ki shadi hui teri maa se,
Teri maa ki shadi hui tere baap se,
Ye bhi koi baat hui
Ghar ki ghar me hi ho gaye.

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Chaand ko gurur hai ki uske paas noor hai,
To kya..... mujhe bhi gurur hai ki mere paas bhi SMS padne wala langoor hai...hi!hi!hi!....

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Colour of underwear reflects your mood: Red - Wild, Black - Sexy, Blue - Romantic, Pink - Seductive White - Calm, Yellow - time to change your undrewear!

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Arz kiya hai..... Aaj-kal aapke SMS aane band hai wah wah! wah wah! Aaj-kal aapke SMS aane band hai khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha.....

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Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR.

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Aap hamari gali mein aaye.. thora sharmaye thora ghabraye... thora sa muskaraye phir JOR se chillaye.... AALU, BHINDI, TAMAATAR WAALE....!!!!!

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After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said Bole To.. Torch Theek hai


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Patient:- Doctor saab mujhe bahut patle dast aa rahe hai, Doctor:- kitne patle, Patient:- Doctor saab bahut patle, Doctor:- kitne patle, Patient:- saabh itne patle ki SMS padne wala kulla kar le.

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Suno Gaur se PEP C walo,
Buri nazar na COKE pe dalo,
Chahe jitna DEV pila lo,
Sabse age honge NIMBU PANI.
Humne Piya hai tum bhi piyo....

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Sukalu Sukalu.. han Babu,
Sakkar khayes ka.. Nai Babu,
Jhut bolthas be..
Nai Babu.. Muh khol k dikha be..
Ha Ha Ha
(Johny Johny.. in Chhattisgari Version)

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Dost kaha ho?
Jaha ho wahi pe rehna,
3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna,
Tumhari jaan ko khatra hai!
Bahar BANDAR
pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai.


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Zameen pe ho to SMS bhej do,
Asmaan pe ho to Barish bhej do,
Chand pe ho to Sitare Bhej do,
Swarg pe ho to Apsarae bhej do, Narak pe ho to ENJOY UR SELF!!!!!

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Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai.Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...