Joks

Aap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi, Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi, Chaal MOR jaisi, Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi. Acha hota agar koi ek cheez Insanon Wali Bhi Hoti

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Ho sakta hai Barish k baad asma nila na ho,
Ho sakta hai Dhup aane pe sarso pila na ho,
Par ye ho hi nahi sakta ki aap sokar uthe aur Bistar gila na ho.

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Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...

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Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH K NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!

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Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo.
Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!

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Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega, Chand Lamhon Men Exam Sar Pe Ajayega, Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo, Warna Paas Kya Munna Bhai Karwae Ga!

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I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.

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Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

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Chaha hai jise Chaht se zada, Samjha hai jisko Mohabbat se zada, Bharosa hai jispe khud se zada... Tu hi wo HaramZada

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'LIPS' Bhindi ki tarah, 'GAAL' Tamatar ki tarah, aur 'FACE' Gobhi ki tarah. Bhagwan ek Dost diya wo bhi sabzi mandi ki tarah. Sunahre sapno me khone se pehle chain ki neend sone se pehle mene socha tumhe yad dila du. SU SU Karke sona….

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Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi

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Toilet me ja baitha, to tumhari yaad aai,
kula jab dhoya to tumhari yaad aai,
pant jab uupar uthaya, to laga aur hagas(shit) aai.

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4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

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Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..

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Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li, tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge plz plz plz promise me plz...

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Nasha aankho me hota hai Sharaab mein nahin, Sharddha Dil me hoti hai Mandir mein nahin..... Dosti SMS karne se badhti hai, SMS padhne se nahi....

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sorry aap logo ko disturb kiya lekin urgent kaam tha, kya koi apni 1 photo abhi bejh sakta hai. hum log tash khel rahe hai aur joker ka patta kho gaya hai..

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yaad aate hai wo suhane pal, jab hum tum shararat kiya karte the, hum Bandar k liye roye karte the aur tum apni photo dikha kar hume mana liya karte the.

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Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se, Jo ped ne kaha patto se, jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se, wohi main tumhe kehta hun, aey chal chal hawa aane de**

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Kashti chali kinara chhut gaya, aasma se sitara tut gaya,
tu bhi to aaj tak nahi sudhara, jaha dekhi deewar wahin moot gaya.