Joks

Touching Lines
-Lonelines is betr thn a loveless frndship
-D deepst feeling always show in silence
-There is no true luv widout jealousy!


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Hmse Koi Gila Ho Jaye To Maaf Karna
Yaad Na Kar Paye To Maff Krna
Dil Se To Hm Apko Kabhi Bhulate Nai
Lekin Dil He Ruk Jaye To Maff Krna!


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Yaro Ki Yari Pe Shaq Nai Krte
Jb Dono SMS Bhejte Hai To Bak-2 Nai Krte
Tang Krte Ho Jb DON Busy Hota Hai
Jb free Hota Hai To SMS Nai Krte


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2Chijo Se Bani Hai Ye Duniya
Thodi Himat Thoda Dum
2Lamho Se Bani Hai Zindgi
Thodi Khushi Thoda Gum
2Chijo Se Bani Hai Dosti
1Aap 1Hum!


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Ae Mere SMS,
Mere Dost K Pass Jana
Agar Wo So Raha Ho To Shor Mat Machana
Jab Wo Jaage To Dheere Se Muskurana
Phir Dil Ka Haal Batana!!


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Pehle Ladkiya PUJA Kar K Soti Thi
Taki Unhe DARR Na Lage

Magar Aajkal MAKE-Up Kar K Soti Hai
Taki Dusre Na DARR Jaye


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1Waqt Tha Jb Apke SMS Aise Ate The,Jaise Kisine Tumhari Khopri Pe Gun Rakhi Ho or Tumse SMS Krwa Rha Ho
Mgr Ab Lgta Hai Jaise Goli Maar Di


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A TV Interviewer Was Intervewing Rakhi Sawant.
Interviewer:What's the 1st Thing U Do After Getting Up In D Morning?
Rakhi:Get Up & Go Home


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Teacher:Whi Is Mahatma Gandhi?











Student:He Is The One Who Helpes MUNNA BHAI to Impress His Girlfriend



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Zindagi Itne Dard Deti Hai
Dil Me Fir b "UMMEED" Rehti Hai
Dil Kehta Hai Wo Nahi Yad Krte Honge
Pr Wo Yaad Karte Honge "UMMEED" Kehti Hai


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Maut Par Bhi Hai Yakeen,
Un Par Bhi Aetbaar Hai
Dekhate Hai Pehle Kaun Aata Hai,
Dono Ka Intizaar Hai



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Love-Maine Poocha Khuda Se
Keemat Kya Hai Pyar
Ki?
Khuda Bhi Has
Ke Bole
Aansu
Bhari Aankhe
Umar Intezar Ki


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SARDAR1:soch raha hu ki USA ghum aaun,kitna paisa lagega? SARDAR2:kuch b nahi!
SARDAR1: kaise?
SARDAR2:sochne k liye paise nahi lagte


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1Makhi Ganje k sar par ja baithi
2nd Makhi:"WAAH kya ghar dhunda hai"
1st Makhi:Ghar kaha pagli abhi to sirf "PLOT" kharida hai


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Man:Humare America mein War ho gaya hai.
Sardar:Humare India mein to roz hi war hota hai
Man:wo kaise?
Sardar:SomWar,MangalWar,BudhWar


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Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega


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1 baccha door bell bajane ki koshish kar raha tha,1 old man ne dekha.
Wo gaya aur bell baja di,Aur bola-
or kuch beta?
Baccha: AB Bhaago


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Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum


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Chalo apne sapno ki baat kre
Chhedo koi baat jo din rat chale
Koi shikwa koi gam na reh jaye
Aao din ki shuruat apki Pyari Muskan se kre