Sayari + Joks

New Xam Patrn 4 India:
General/OBC students:Write ANY Answer
ST:Only Read The Questions
SC:Thanx 4 Cuming The Xam Hall
That's A Tragedy.


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Roz kisi ka intezar hota hai ,
Roz ye dil bekrar hota hai,
kaash ke koi samajh pata,
ki chup rehne walon ko bhi kisi se pyar hota hai


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Aansu Ankh Se Kabhi Girne Na Paye
Na Dard Ho tuje Kbi Na Chot Aye
Mere Hisse Me Khushiya Zyada To Nhi
Pr Rab Kre Wo Bhi Tumhe Hi Mil Jaye


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GudGuddi:
1.Do aurate chupchap baithi hai.
2.Ek buddhi bachpan me mar gayi.
3.Ganja srdar
4.Do sardar chess khel rahe the


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Agar Jawab Doge to baat karenge,
nahi doge to intezar karenge,
PYAR kia hai tumse,
isliye Marte Dam tak Aap ko Har Pal Yaad karte Karenge


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Yaad me teri aahe bharta he koi
sans K saath tujhe yaad krta he koi
maut sachai he 1 roz sabko aani he
teri judai me har roz marta he koi



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Agr zindagi k aise mod pe
jb tmhe koi faisla karna ho to
apne Dil ki baat sunlena
Kyuki Dil bhale he LEFT me ho wo hamesha RIGHT hota hai


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Ek din ki Aashiqi hum nahi krte,
Tamam umar sath nibhate hai,
Unhe bhi nahi Bhula pate,
Jinhe hum yaad bhi nahi aate hai



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Usko Bas Itna Bata Dena..
Itna Aasaan Nahi Hain Tumhe Bhula Dena..
Teri Yaadein bhi Tere Jaisi Hi Hain..
Unhein Aata Hai Bas Rula Dena..!


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Hmara hr lamha chura lia aapne
ankhon ko 1 chand dikha diya aapne
Hmein zindagi to di kisi or ne
pr pyar itna dekar jeena sikha dia aapne


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boy:i cn kiss u widout even touching u
girl:u cant
boy:lagi rs20-20 ki
girl:k(boy kisses tightly)
girl:u touched me
boy:ye lo 20 Rupees


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Ishq pane ki tamanna mein,
Kabhi kabhi zindgi khilona ban jati hai,
Jise dilme basana chahte hai,
Wo surat sirf yaad bankar reh jati hai.


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If u r in luv,
accept it,
respect it &
enjoy it.
But if u r not,
then dont worry coz sum1,
sumwhere must b wrapping up so much luv 4 u


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Dil gumsumm zubaan khamosh,
yeh aankhein namm kyu hai,
jab tujhe kabhi paya hi na tha,
to aaj tujhe khone ka ghum kyu hai


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Talaam namttay!
ye et aita sms hai jo athe bhale intan to totla tal deta hai.aap laatt totit talo pil b aite hi palo de
Dud Atrloon my frd


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How 2 Impress A Girl?
Respect Her,Luv Her,Protect Her,Stand 4 Her.


How 2 Impress A Boy?
Just Smile Once:Saale Pagal he Ho Jande Ne.


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1Admi Ne Kaha K Is Zindgi Se To Maut Achi
Tbi Yumdot Aya Or Bola K Main Tumhari Jaan Lene Aya Hu
Admi Bolea-Le Daso Hun Banda Gal V Na Kre


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1 k baad 1 azmate rhe hmko
kbi sapne to kbi apne rulate rhe hmko
1 wo e the jinhe ruthna na ata tha
barso gujar gye or hm manate rhe unko


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pyar ke liye 1 lamha hi kafi hota hai,
galat kehte hai log ke,
pyar ke liye to 7 janam bhi kam hote ha.