Sayari + Joks

Thandi Hai Coffee Garam Karlo
Is Pathar Dil Ko Thora Sa Naram Karlo
Morning Time se Inbox Khali Hai Mera
Thori Si to Yaro Sharam Karlo


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Rishte nibhana hume bhi sikha do zara
Is dil ke kone me hume bhi bitha lo zara
Hum aapko yaad hai ya nahi
Ek sms karke ye bata do zara


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Wife: Darling, tumhe pata hai
swarg me husband aur wife
ko ek saath nahi rehne dete.
Husband: Isiliye to usey SWARG kehte hain


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Tumhari duniya se jane ke bad hum tumhe har 1 tare me nazar aya karenge,
Tum har pal koi dua maang lena aur hum har pal toot jaya karenge.


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Aapka Intezar kr rha hai dil mera
ankhon se hatta nhi aap ka chera
dil se anjan nhi hai dhoka tera
Aaj b Mohabat krta hai aap se dil mera


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Vada Humne kiya tha nibhane k liye
Dost Banaya Tha Zindagi K Liye.
Tumne Dosti sikha di aur
kaha Hmne to Dosti ki thi Aazmane k liye


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Subah subah suraj ka sath ho,
parindon ki aawaj ho,
hath mein chai or yaado me aap ho,
us khush numa subah ki kya baat ho.



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Tera Shukriya Kuch Is Tarah Ada Kru
Tu Kre Bewfai Mai Sda Wafa Kru
Meri Mohabbat Ne Sikhaya Hai Mujhe
Khud Mit Jaun Par Tere Liye Dua Kru


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Dil Ki Dhadkn Ruk Si Gayi Hai
Saase Meri Tham Si Gayi Hai.
Pucha Tha Dil K Doctor Se Hmne,
Pata Chla Is Dil Me Aapki Yade Jam Si Gayi hai


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Is kader hum apko chahte hai ki,
duniya wale dekhkar jal jate hai.
yu to hum sabko ullu banate hai,
lekin aap thoda jaldi ban jaate ha


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Tere Pyar ne diya sukoon itna ki
Tere baad koi accha na lage
Tujhe karni hai bewafaai toh is adaa se kar
Ki tere baad koi bewafa na lage


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Ek Sardar ki chatri me hole tha
1 admi ne pucha:bhaisaab umbrella me hole kyu?
Sardar:-Oye bewakuf barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega


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Hoto ne jiska zikr na kiya ho,
aankhen unko paigam deti hai,
duniya se unko chupaye kaise,
har dhadkan jo unka naam leti hai


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Jis pal Ap dil se muskuraoge
Apni hasi me hmari jalak paoge
N samjna k sath chod diya hmne
Palat kr dekhoge to har rah par paoge


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Khayal Jab Unhe Mera Aaya Hoga,
Meri Yaad Ne Unko Sataya Hoga,
Bhul Na Paye Jinhe Hum Aaj Tak,
Kaise Unhone Hume Bhulaya Hoga


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Tujhe dil se juda hone nhi denge
Tujhe nind b aaye to sone nhi denge
Teri muskan itni pyari hai
Hum mar b gye to tujhe rone nhi denge


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3 sardars were going on bike.
Traffic Police raises the hand to stop them.
Sardar replies- "Oye pagal ho gaya kya?
Tu kaha baithega


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Uljhi hai Zindgi is duniya k safar me
Lut Gya Me Sarifon k Sahar me
Dushmano se Kya kre Shikayat Hm
Tadpaya usine jo basa hai is jigar me


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Meri pehchan bas naam hi sahi
yad na aaye tumhe itne badnaam to nai
hume bhul jana majburi hi sahi
mgr sachmuch bhul jao ye zaruri to nai