Sayari + Joks

A BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT~

"No One Can Go Back & Change A Bad Begining
But Anyone Can Start Anything Anytime & Create A Successful Ending"


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Ishq K Sahare Jiya Nai Karte
Gum K Pyalo Ko Piya Nai Karte
Kuch NAWAAB Dost Hai Hamare
Jinko PARESHAN Na Karo To W B Yaad Kiya Nahi Karte


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Uspaar Hi Sahi Kinara Hai!!
Timtimata He Sahi Sitara Toh Hai!!
Ho Jati Hai Apki Yaad Se He Tasalli!!
Door'He Sahi Koi HAMARA Toh Hai...!!


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Dil Ki Diwaron Pe Naam Hai Apka
Zra Gor Se Dekho In Ankhon Me Chehra Hai Apka
Dil Ne Bahut Milna Chaha Apse
Pr Kismat Me Intzar Hai Apka


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Unhe pyar karna nahi aata,
hame pyar ke siva kuch nahi aata,
zindagi jeene ke ye do he tarike he,
ek hame nahi aata,ek unhe nahi aata


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Har Baat Ka Jawab Inkar Nahi Hota
Har jagah Rukna Intejar Nahi Hota
Yu To Milti Hain Hajaron Se Nazrein
Har Najar Ka Milna PYAR Nahi Hota


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PoliceMan To His Son-Oye Tere Number Bade Ghat Aye Ne
Main Tera TV,Crkt Sb Band Kr Dena Hai

Son-O Chadd Bapu.
Aa Le 50 Rupiye
Gal Muka


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Na Dil Ki Baazi,Na Dil Ka Sauda
Agar De Dete Woh Hame Waqt Thoda
Na Aati Aaj Ye Nobat
Aur Koi Na Puchta Ki SIR

"WATER" ya "SODA"


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One Girl To Other:Vekh O Munda Mainu Hass K Vekh Riha Hai
2nd Girl:Pehle Ye Confirm Kar Le K Hass K Dekh Raha Hai Ya Dekh K Hass Raha Hai!!


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Beta:Apni ma se purani album dekhte hue,ma ye photo mein smart admi kaun hai
Ma:Ye tere papa hai
Beta:to hm is ganje k sath kyu rehte hai


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Judge-Is Admi K Dono Kaan Kaat Do
Admi-Nahi Main Andha Ho Jaunga
J-Kaan Katne Se Anda Kaise Hoga
A-Chasma Kya Tere Baap K Kaan Pe Lgaunga


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Thukra de koi to dil toot jata hai
tod deti hai yadien jb koi apna chala jata hai
sach e kehte hai,insan dimag se nai dil se haar jata hai


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1 Nadi Me Do Insan Dub Rahe Hai
1 Insaan Vo Jise Aap Pyar Krte Ho
Dusra Vo Jo Apko Pyar Krta Hai
To Aap Kisko Bachaoge Aur Kyo?Reply Must


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Unke Pyaar Ka Umar Bhar Intezar Kia,
Unke Pyaar Ka Umar Bhar Intezar Kia,


Aur



Aur


Us Intzaar Me Na Jane Kitno Se Pyar kiya


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