Sayari + Joks

Gandhigiri ki safalta ke baad,
pesh hai!
Messagegiri jisme aap msg kare ya na kare,
hum msg bhejte rahenge,
kabhi to aapko sharm aayegi!


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Mohabbat hamein mili nahi
to hum ne nafarat ko gale laga liya
wafa kismat main likhi nhi
to hum ne bewafa se dil laga liya



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SARDAR ji agar aapko Garmi lage to aap kya karte ho?
S-Cooler k samne bait jata hu
Q:fir bhi Garmi lage to?
S:To Cooler on kar leta hu


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kaash aisa hota..



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What is the definition of a dhobi?
He is the only man who cn legally say 2 a married woman
Kapde nikal k rakhna,main aata abhi aata hu


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Teri yaad b kamal karti hai,
Kaise kaise humse sawal karti hai,
1 Pal ko tanha nahi karti mujhe,
Teri yad bhi mera kitna khayal karti hai

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Tod dia yakin jisne mohabat se mera
wo shaqs aaj be pyar k kabil kyu hai
raas na ayi jisko chahat meri
aaj be wo meri ZINDAGI me kyu hai


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Hontho pe aate ho bat bnkar
dil me ate ho yad bnkar
ankho me ate ho sapna bnkar
is tarah hamesha meri jindagi me rehna
sache DOST bnkar


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Haal dil ka dil me chupana pdta ae
Apne hath se apna dil dukhna pdta ae
Kisiki Khushi k liye aye Dost mere
Khudko begana b banana pdta ae


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Hum laga baithe the dil pathar se
toot gaya yeh khuda ki raza hai
Unglian dubi hai apne he khun mein
ye kanch k tukre uthane ki saza hai


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Agar wo mere se ishq karti to uski raato ki neend udd jaati
Kambkth Is bahane wo padh to leti aur uski comparment to na aati



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8 msg for u
1 Hi!
2 How r u?
3 Hope u r ok.
4 Miss u!
5 Miss me?
6 B happy!
7 Take care
8 Bye

Ab mat kehna ki hum yaad nahi karte


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Mohabat Ki Zanjir Se Dar Lagta Hai
Kuch Apni Taqdeer Se Dar Lagta Hai
Jo Mujhe TUJ SE Juda Karti Hai
Haath Ki Us Lakeer Se Dar Lagta Hai


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Har janat apke liye hogi,
Ye asma ye zami apke liye hogi,
Hum se keh bhi na paoge uske phle,
Humare hise ki har Khushi apke liye hogi..


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Nafrat kabhi na kar lena humse
Hum seh nahi payenge
1 baar keh dena ki ab zarurat nahi tumhari
Aap ki duniya se hum khud he chale jayenge


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Wife on sunday
Aaj to muje kisi COSTLY PLACE pe le chalo

Husband:chalo fatafat tyar ho jao
Wife:par jana kaha hai
Husband:PETROL PUMP!


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Har kamyabi pe apka nam hoga
Apke hr kadam pe duniya ka salam hoga
Mushkilo ka samna himmat se karna
Dua hai 1 din waqt b apka gulam hoga


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Is Duniya Me Dost Kam Milenge,
Is Duniya Me gham He Gham Milenge,
Jaha Duniya Nazar Feir Legi,
Us Mod pe dost tumhe Hum Milenge