Joks

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sham sMs

din me sMs

rat me sMs

ghar me sMs

college me sMs

aakhir kya hai ye sMs


S-Sub
M-Milkar
S-Socho..!


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Sweet like Honey
Costly like Money
Blessing like Shower
prey like Flower
cool like Ice
"A friend so nice Guess Who?



Dear its u


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New Style Of Propose:

"Yun Ghur ke kya dekhti he..
Maar daalegi kya..?
Dil dena hai to de..
Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya!"



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Lady:Doctor!Plz cal my husband inside
Dr.:Trust me,i am a gentleman
Lady:no Dr,ur nurse is sitting outside & my husband is not a gentleman


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Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.


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Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?"
Banta: "B.A."
Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"


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Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain


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Sharabi knocks d door.
His wife open d door.
Sarabi-Who r u?
Wife-aaila!Mujko hi bhool gye.
Sarabi-Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai BEHAN


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Dost ka pyar dua se kum nai hota
wo chahe dur b hoto gum nai hota
Pyar mei aksar dosti kum ho jati hai
pr dosti me pyar kbhi kum nai hota


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Bollywood movie release date:

ugly & pugly- 1Aug
gud luck-8 Aug
singh is kinng- 8Aug
bachna ae hasino-15 Aug
god tusi great ho-15 Aug


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Agr apko koi b anjan PARCEL mile to kripiya use na khole

Usme BOMB ya fir RAAKHI ho skti hai

Apki zra si laprvi apko BHAI bna skti hai


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Lalu k piche ek chhota sa kutta pad gaya...!!
Lalu bola : sasura hum to BSNL ka card dalavaya hu.....
Ye HUTCH ka network kaise pakad liya


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Ek chor Sardar ka mobile le ke bhag raha tha.
Sardar:-bhag saale bhag,bhag.
kal kya karega?
charger to mere pass hai!!!!!!!


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Santa made a call to the airport.
Asked,How long is the journey from Punjab to America?
Receiptionist: One second sir.
Santa:OK, Thnk u.


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Universal truth:-
If you are happy you will remember the person whom you love.
If you are sad you will remember the person who loves you..


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Tourist:Is Fort me koi bhut he kya
Guide:Me yaha itne saalo se kaam kr raha hoon,aaj tak nai dekha
Tourist:kitne saal hue
Guide:300 saal.

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Hanuman 2 sita mere sath chalo mujhe SriRam ne bheja hai
sita:main paraye mard ke sath nahi jati
Hanuman:Jiske sath ayi thi wo fufad tha


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Wife:i think our our daughter fell in love with someone. Husband:how do u know?
wife:because, she is not asking her pocket money...!!!


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Boy: mein iss Tree pe chadu to engineering college ki girls dikhegi

girl: or tu waha se gir gaya
To medical college ki girls dikhegi