Sayari

Hum jite har bazi to mashhur ho gye
TERI hasi me hase to gum dur ho gye
Bus 1 aap jaise ke badolat
Hm tute hue kanch se kohinoor ho gye


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Santa-sir,Gandhiji k sir par bal kyu nahi the?
Teacher-intelliget admi ki nishani hai
santa-Aacha!!Tabhi ladkio k itne lambe bal hote hai


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Kabhi-2 bahut choti choti cheezen
Bhi bahut takleef deti hai
Yaqeen nahi aata to
Sui per beth kar dhekh lo



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Har ek lamhe ka hisaab liya,
zindagi ko yun be "NAQAAB" kiya,
tanha-tanha jo pal guzare they,
teri yaadon se unhe phir aabad kiya!


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Zindgi ke liye jina zaruri hai,
Jine ke liye arman zaruri hai,
Dil mein chahe hazaro gum ho,
Phir bhi tere chehare pe muskan zaruri hai!


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Dur ho jau to zara intezar karna,
Apne dil ko yu bekarar na karna
Laut k aayege hum jaha b jayenge,
Aap Bus hamari DOSTI pe aitbar karna!


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Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghas ho tum
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum
Idiot,stupid,bakwaas ho tum
Par jo bhi ho!
Yaar!
Dost Jhakaas ho tum


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Zara si baat der tak rulati rhi
Khushi me bhi ankhe aansu bahati rhi
Koi mil k kho gya to koi kho k mil gya
Zindgi humko bas aazmati rhi


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Kisi ne rula k luta,
Kisi ne haskr luta,
Kisi ne ghar akar luta,
To kisi ne ghar bulakr luta,
Jo aise na lut paye,
Usne apna bna k luta


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Ye dil tere pyar ka talabgar bahut hai
Kya kare hume apse pyar bhut hai
Kb tak jiyenge yu tanhaiyo me
Hume apke aane ka intezar bahut hai


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Kis Kiski Mahfil Me
Kis Kisne Kis Kisko Kiss Kia
1 Hum The Jisne Hr Miss Ko Kiss Kia
1 Tum The Jisne Har Kiss Ko Miss Kia



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MunnaBhai Ko Ek Nurse Se Pyar Ho Gela He
,Wo Love Letter Me Likhta H.

DEAR Sister..

I LOVE U!

Tumhara "MUNNA BHAI"!



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Behte ashkon ki zuban nhi hoti
Lafzon me mohabat bayan nhi hoti
Mile jo YAAR hum jisa to kadar krna
Kismat har bar meherbaan nahi hoti


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Muskan apni tum ek bar de do,
khwab me hi deedar de do,
bas 1 bar kar do aane ka vada,
fir chahe jeevanbhar ka intezar de do


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Robart-Boss,isne kuch nahi kiya,fir b aapne ise saza kyu di?
Boss-Smart boy,Aajkal Prepaid ka zamana hai, Pehle saza bhugto, fir galti karo


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Wo Lamhe Bhi Ajeeb Hote Hain
Jab Sab Dost Kareeb Hote Hain
Kisi Ko Nafrat Mil, Kisi Ko Pyar Yahan
Har Kisi Ke Anpe Naseeb Hote Hain


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Mera gunah kya he ye to bata dijye
Mohabat ki hai apse,iski na saza dijiye
Gin-2 k guzare hai din kitne
Is intezar ka kuch to sila dijiye


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kal jab mene usse kaha
kya dhoop me barish hoti hai
sunkar ye wo hasne lagi aur haste haste rone lagi
aur dhoop me barish hone lagi


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Teri Awaaz se pyar hai hame
iskaa izhaar hum kar nahi sakte
hamare liye tu us khuda ki tarah hai
jiska didar hum kar nahi sakte