Sayari

Dil Me Ek Shor Ho Rha Hai
Bina MSG Dil Bor Ho Rha Hai
Kahi Aisa To Nahi
Ki Ek Pyara Sa Dost Bina MSG Kiye So Rha Hai


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Hum khak zameen ki ho kar,
us chand ki hasrat kar baithe,
woh cheez khuda se unchi thi,
hum jisse mohbbat kar baite!


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Dil diya pyar ki nishani samjhkar
par kambkhat kha gayi biryani samjhkar
khune jigar b na choda zalim ne
pi gyi use b nimbu pani samjhkar


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Oh Gall Mere Naal Karde Ne,
Par Zikar Horan Da Karde Ne,
Jo Sade Layi Kade Jeunde Si,
Ajj Hor Kisse Te Marde Ne..



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Neend Aawe Ta Khaban Ch Tu,
Na Sauwan Ta Yaadan Ch Tu,
Tere Agge ASI Haari Baithe a,
Ikko Jaan c Sade Kol,
Oh V Tere Ton Waari baithe aa


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Akhan Cho Digge Eh Hanju,
Tere Pyar Di Nishani Hai,
Je Tu Samjhe Ta Heera Hai,
Je Na Samjhe Ta Paani Hai.


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Hmse zyada koi bechen kya hoga
hmse zyada koi betab kya hoga
unki yadon ko bahon me lekr soye rahe
Is se jyada unke pyar ka jwab kya hoga


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Ur aim in life shud b 54321

Wel

It meanz
5- 5 digit salary
4- 4 wheeler vehicle
3- 3 room flat
2- 2 cute children
1- 1 sweetheart


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Mom:Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti:
Maa banungi
padhungi
shadi karungi
aur kya?
Mom:Jo Marji karo par zara serial order mein karna.


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Hum mit gaye jinki chahat me
Woh baaj nahi aate hamein aazmane se
Humne to duniya chhod di unki khatir
Aur woh inkar gaye hume apnane me


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Why Do Bride & Groom Exchange 'Varmala' During Wedding?

To Tell Each Other Affectionately..Sweetheart Ur Dead!



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Har pal ne kaha 1 pal se,
Pal bhar k liye aap mere samne aa jao,
pal bhar k saath kuch aisa ho,
ki har pal tum e yaad aao.


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Na chaho kisi ko itna ki
chahat aapki majburi ban jaye,
chaho kisi ko itna ki apka pyar
uske liye jaruri ban jaye!



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pyar karoge to dil tutega.
nahi karoge to daman chootega.
apna banaoge to rona parega.
pass aooge to khona padega!



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Shaayad Mohabbat Karne Ki Saza hai
Jo Ye Judai Ka Zehar Peete Hai
Hamara Dil To Unke Paas Hai
Kabhi Socha Hai Us Ne Hum Kaise Jeete Hai


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Kar sitam kitne bhi mujh par is dil me dhadkan tere naam ki hi hogi
khawish to adhuri hai bahot si magar akhari khawish tere didar ki hogi


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Jaldi TV on karo
Katrina Kaif hospitalised bcoz of Suicide Attempt
Watch Aaj-Tak News
Reason:She proposed me & I said "NO"


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Bahane se aap ki baat karte hai.
har pal apko mahsus karte hai.
itni bar to aap saase b na lete honge
jitni baar hum apko yaad karte hai


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Pati Patni ki ladai ke baad Patni bhagwan se boli,
"Agar ye galat hai to inko utha lo,
Aagr main galat hoon to mujhe VIDHVA bana do"