Sayari + joks

Jitna azmana hai hme azmalo
Shikwa tujhse hum kabhi na karenge
Tumhe kal bhi chahte the aaj b chahte hai
Tujhse har dam wafa hum karenge


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Hoti nahi mohabbat surat se,
mohabbat to dil se hoti hai,
surat unki khud hi pyari lagti hai,
kadar jinki dil me hoti


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Santa Train Ki Patri Par So Gaya.
Banta:Train Aayegi Toh Mar Jayega.
Santa:Plane Upar Se Gaya Toh Kuch Nahi Hua Toh Train Kya Cheej Hai!!


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khud ko kar kanjus itna ki,
har sms bhejne se pehle,
service center wale call karke puche,
bata aaj sms bhejne ki wajah kya hai.!!!


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teri yaad bhi kamal karti hai,
kaise kaise humse sawal karti hai,
ek pal ko tanha nahi karti mujhe
teri yaad bhi mera kitna khayal karti


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Uthalo Dupatte Ko Zameense
Kahin Daag Na Lag Jaye,
Pardeme Rakho Chehreko
Kahin Duniyame Aag Na Lag Jaye


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Dhoka mila jab pyar me,
Jindagi me udasi chha gai.
Socha tha duniya chod denge lekin,
Kambakhat mohhalle me dusri aa gayi


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Unhe ye shikayat hai humse ki
Hum hr kisi ko dekh kar muskurate hai
Nasamajh hai wo kya jaane
Hame to har chehre mein wahi nazar aate hai


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SARDAR was going on a bike with his wife
Tapori:SARDARJI, wife hai ya lover ?
SARDAR: lover hogi teri, meri to wife hai..


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Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.
Wife: Woh Kaise?
Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi


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Sardar's son:papaji bahar swimming pool ke liye koi donation mang raha hai.
Papa:oye bete koi baat nai,ek lota paani dede!!!



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hr seep me ho moti ye jruri nhi
hr chirag me ho roshni ye jruri nhi
tnha b krna pdta hai zindgi ka safar
hr safar me ho humsfar jruri nhi


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bheegte rahe barishon main aksar
kabhi mangi kisi se panah nahi
hasratein puri na ho to na sahi
khwaab dekhna to koi gunah nahi



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Dont search love,let love find u
Thats why its called falling in love
bcoz u dont force urself to fall
u just fall and there will be some


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Hame unka har pal khyal aya

Par unka koi jawab na aya

Hum to sari raat jagkar unke bare sochte rahe

Par unko so kar b hamara khawb na aya



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santa:yaar kal mene tujhe kitne call kiye,
lekin tune phone kyu nahi uthaaya?
banta:kyu uthaaun?
30 Rupay deke jo gaana lagwaaya hai!!


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Life is more strict than teacher,
a teacher takes lesson & then takes exam.
But 'LIFE' takes the exam first & then teaches the lesson


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Pyar kiya to badnaam ho gaye,
charche humare sareaam ho gaye,
zalim ne dil bhi usi waqt toda,
jab hum uske pyar ke ghulam ho gaye


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Paani se tasvir kaha banti hai,
khwabo se takdir kaha banti hai,
kisi ko chaho to sacche dil se,
kyunki ye zindgi phir kaha milti hai