Joks

jaha dosti vaha pyar, jaha pyar vaha ishq, jaha ishq, vaha mohabbat, jaha mohabbat vaha judai, jaha judai vaha dard, jaha dard vaha MOOV laga lena.

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100 gram Mitti,.....100 gram Kanakad ke pathar....25species ke keede makode....5 gram ke makdee ke jaale....dont be suprised this is CT scan of ur brain....

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qayamat k din jab farishtoon ne sub se kaha k apne apne gunah paper per likho, tu jab sub ne apney gunah likh liye to achanak tumhari awaz aayi .............
supplement plz

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Aaj apko pani se coca-cola banana sikhata hu-
1 bottle pani fridge me rakho 2 ghante baad nikalo, pani 1dum thanda hoga aur ‘THANDA MATLAB’?? Coca-Cola

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U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!

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Aisa DOSTANA ho hamara,
Mai KASHTI tu Kinara,
Mai DHANUSH tu Teer,
Mai MATAR tu Paneer,
Mai VARSHA tu Badal,
Mai RAJMA tu Chawal,
Mai HOT tu Cool,
Mai APRIL tu....?

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U r 70% HANDSOME,
U r 75% SWEET,
U r 85% NAUGHTY,
U r 90% CUTE,
U r 100% LOVELY,
Matlab u r Totally
70+75+85+90+100= 420

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I want a KISS Plz KISS me, jaldi karo koi bhi nahi hai fauran karo Jaldi Karo Na K I S S
u know KISS means
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo. So KISS Me!!

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Humare SMS se log samajhte hain ki hume aadat hai paise udane ki, Lekin wo nadan kya samjhe???
ki ye bhi ek ada hai kanjooso ko sharamindgi ka ehsas karane ki.

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Mere pass 1 bandar aya aur kaha, mujhe logo ko pareshan karna hai, maine tumhara naam bataya to usne jhapad mara, aur kaha "BOSS" se panga nahi

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Subah uth kar 3 kaam karna...
1- upar vaale ko yaad karna taki tum ji sako,
2- mujhe SMS karna taki mai ji saku aur
3- naha lena taki sab ji sake.

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Kyun mausam ki tarah badal jate ho.kyun har din mera dil dukhate ho.yeh sunkar to meri ruh kamp gayi ki tum bartan dhone ke sabun se nahate ho. Chhi chhi.

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Barsenge ",",","," Barsenge ",",",",","
Hamare sMs Aaj Phir Barsenge!
Tumhari 5 Paise Ki Muskaan Ke Liye Hum Aaj Phir Ek Rupiya Kharchenge

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"HAPPYBIRTHDAY" 2 u Shocked na?Actully aaj k Din 'James Hawk'ne Dhakkan banaya tha,To Maine socha har DHAKKAN koHappy BirthDaywish kar du...!

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Hakikat samjho ya afsana, apna samjho ya begana, hamara farz tha aapko batana...GARMI SURU HO GAYI HAI ROJ- ROJ NAHANA..!

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Apke dil ko sajayenge apne arman dekar, apke labon ko hasayenge apni muskan dekar, dosti ki kasam aapko nark se utha layenge apki ruh me apni jaan dekar.

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SMS ki ummid laga rakhi hai,Nazar mob. pe tika rakhi hai,Bettary aur charger bhi la rakhe hai,Par SMS aayenge kaise...?Dosti jo kanjuso se bana rakhi hai...

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Aap Pagal ho...
plz mano aap Pagal ho...
gussa kyu karte ho yaar...
P-yare,
A-chche,
G-ood,
A-nmol,
L-ovely...
ab to manoge na ki aap kitne Pagal ho...!!

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M_RKH
ST_PID
B_DH_
D_FFER
BEWK_F
GHOCH_
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BHOND_

Dekha...!!

Everything is incomplete without

"U".