Funny

Why Madras is named Chennai?
B'Coz Madrasis wear Lungi in which there is no zip...
CHEN-NAI
Samze.....

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Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near,
papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahi hoti hai clear,
Isliye SMS karo dear, without fear n very clear.

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Why does Wahida rehman never change her SARI in the movie Guide ?
B'coz Devanand says- 'O mere humrahi mera hath thame chalna, badle dunia SARI tum na badlna'

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Aati Thi - Jaati Thi
Hasti Thi - Hasaati Thi
Bhaagti Thi - Bhagaati Thi
Dekhti Thi - Muskuraati Thi
Ab Pataa Chalaa
Saali Chutiya Banaati Thi

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SMS karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
Hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari pyari,
Ye SMS milte hi ek SMS bhej dena,
Kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi hai UDHARI.

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Kabristhan k chaukidar k kabar pe baite hue kutte ki gale k patte me chhupe hue virus ki sar k baal k andar ki bacteria ki kasam
tusse!!! Great !!! ho!!

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Patthar se patthar takraya aawaz tak nahi aayi
maine taj-mahal banwaya magar Mumtaz nahi aayi
bas,, ab so jaa

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Yaad hai wo pal jab hum pehli baar mile they... Train ruki khidki khuli... Nazron se nazrein mili aur aap ne kaha Allah k naam pe kuch de de baba....

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Arz hai..jo Dil me dard de use DILDAR kehte hai; gaur farmaaiega. Jo Dil me dard de use Dildar aur; jo sar me dard de use SARDAR kehte hai .....

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bas kya yehi tak hai saath humara, intezar karte rahenge hum tumhara,
ki kab hogi is kambhakt mobile mein roshini,
aur kab aayega message tumhara.

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Jab tumhara SMS aata hai, mera rom-rom machal jaata hai ,
ang-ang mein gudgudi hoti hai, yeh SMS ka kasoor nahi hai,
kambakht mobile hi vibration par hota hai..

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Aaj ye baat samajh aai,
is dharti par aapki hukumat samajh aai
aapko dharti par bhejna khuda ka bahana tha,
kyun ki ravan k baad kisiko ana tha

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Gandi Ji bhi chale gaye,
Nehru Ji bhi gujar gaye,
Bhagat Singh bhi nahi rahe,
Meri bhi tabiyat thik nahi rahti pata nahin is Desh ka kya hoga?

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G chahata hai ki tere naazuk honthon ko choom lu,
G chahata hai ki tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu,
magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya

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Mujh mein aur George Bush mein kya similarity hai? Nahi pata? So simple Woh mere ghar nahi aata,Main uske ghar nahi jaata.Attitude problem u see...

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Ek purani haweli me band se kamre me dhul se bhari tasvir k piche lage jale me fasi makdi ki puchh par bethe machchar ki kasam.....
"I MISS you YAAR"

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Ek sardar apne marriage certificate ko 1 ghante se dekh raha tha
WIFE: tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho?
SARDAR: expiry date dhoond raha hu

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Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, PUTTAR hua PUTTAR. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a Girl.

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Iss duniya mein bewafaaon ki koi kami nahi... Ab SURAJ ko hi dekh lo... aata hai USHA k saath, rahta hai KIRAN k saath aur jata hai SANDHYA k saath

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Sitam dhane ki had hoti hai,
pas na ane ki - ruth jane ki hadh hoti hai..
Ek SMS to kar de jalim,
paise bachane ki bhi hadh hoti hai..

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Ek baar ek sardar khali kadhai mein chammach chala raha tha.
Dost ne pucha"Kya bana rahe ho ?"
Sardar:Chutiya bana raha hu...!

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Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai?
P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.
Laloo: Sasura, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!