Funny

Kya lekar aaya tha?
Kya lekar jayega?
Mujhe SMS na karke zaalim,
Tu kitna CHILLHAR bachayega?

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Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,
tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
kahin tere Dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?

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kaun kehta hai bujurgo ko pyar karne ka haq nahi hota.
Yah bat alag hai ki un par kisi ko shak nahi hota

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If people says u r Crazy, B patiend. if they say u r monkey, relax. if they say u r stupid, B cool but if they say u r smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

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Ek aap ho kitne achhe ho, 1 aap ho ki kitne sunder ho, 1 ek aap ho ki kitane sachche .... aur 1 hum hai ki jhoot pe jhoot bol rahe hai

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Aap subse Attractive, Beautiful, Cute, Decent, Fantastic, Intelligent, Lovable, Outstanding, Smart, Talented person ka SMS pad rahe hai.

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Shadi karne k baad aur Mobile kharidne k baad ek hi afsos hota hai ki
agar thoda din ruk jaata to shayad koi achha Model mil jaata.

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Ankhon k liye gajar ka juse
sehat k liye mosmi ka juse
dimag k liye badam ka juse
call nahi to miss call hi kar liya kar kanjuss.

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Kitne hasin nazare hai magar tum nahi,
Badal Bijli Taare hai magar tum nahi,
u to khuda ne tumhe fursat se banaya hai,
bas kami rahi yah lagai ek duum nahi.

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Ummidon ki manzil dah gayi,
khwabon ki duniya bah gayi,
abe teri kya izzat rah gayi jab ek jhakkas item tereko BHAIYA keh gayi.............."

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Har khushi teri taraf mod doon,
tere liye chand taare tak tod doon,
khushiyo k darwaje tere liye khol doon,
itna kafi hai ya do jhoot or bol du

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Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!

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Baite tere khayalo me,
kore kagaj pe likha tera naam,
taswir bhi bana dali aur likha ye paigam,
Jinda ya murda pakdne wale ko 500000000 inam.

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Abe o burai k rasgulle,
pap ki barfi, bewafai k laddu,
matlabi chuski, badmashi k pedhe,
jhoot k kalakand ...
Tu bada hi sweet hai re....

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Birds luv u...
Monkys luv u...
Hippos luv u...
Girrafe luv u...
Chimpnze luv u..
PLEASE.............
RETURN to ZOO They all miss U!! !

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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.....!

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E Dost teri Dosti k liye dunia chhod denge, teri taraf aaye Tufan ko mod denge,
Lekin tune jo sath chhoda, kasam se teri haddiya tod denge.

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Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho
Saya koi lahraye to lagta hai ki tum ho
Ab tum hi bataao meri jaan, tum kisi bhoot se kam ho?

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Hum aapke ghar jarur aaenge,
har WAQT aaenge,
DINRAAT aaenge, aur
aur
.....Ghanti bajakar bhag jaenge.


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Kya aap.. Close Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai...! "MOBILE" k bill se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyu nahi karte hai..!