Sayari + Joks

Zaruri nahi k jine ka sahara ho,
Jise chaho wo hamara ho,
Doob jaye kasti hamari hame gam nahi,
tamanna hai k dubne tak sath tumahra ho


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Dil ko bas uski yad aati hai
Dil ko udas kar jati hai
Koi puchta hai hame pyar kitna hai dil me to
Kuchh nahi kehte bas ankh bhar aati.


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Pyar kiya to badnaam ho gaye
Charche humare sareaam ho gaye
Zalim ne dil bhi usi waqt toda,
Jab hum uske pyaar ke gulam ho gaye


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Jaanta hu ke bewafa hain woh,
Fir bhi dil ke haatho fareb khata hu.
Roz kehta hu ki bhool jaaunga usko,
Roz isi baat ko bhool jaata hu


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Un ki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
Woh to hamare ho na sakey,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye


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Pyar kare use koi maaf nahi karta,
koi uske sath insaaf nahi karta,
Log pyar ko paap to kehte hai,
par kaun aisa he jo ye paap nahi karta


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tabiyat theek nahi thi
tantrik ko dhikhaya
usne kaha bura saya hai
kisi ghor papi ko sms karo theek ho jaoge
aab acha mehsus kar rahi hu


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Jo Jeeta wohi Sikander,
Jo haara woh Jail k ander
Jo sms bhaje us ko jadu ki jhappi
Jo na bhaje us ko Bunder ki Pappi.


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What is"SMS"?
1Rasta hai Dilki bat batane ka
1Zariya hai apni yad dilane ka
1Sathi hai gam ko bhulane ka
or
1Tarika hai PYAR nibhane ka


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Shama ko shama ki baharo ne luta
Sahil ko kashti k kinaro ne luta
Aap to ek hi kasam se dar gaye
Hame to apki kasam dekar hazaro ne luta.


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Har bat kehkar samjai nahi jati,
har chiz zindagime payi nahi jati,
yuto har waqt yad karte he apko,
par yaden kisiko dikhai nahi jati!


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On airport 3 men were waiting 4 their sons.
Hindu-mere amirjade ne ana a
Muslim-mere navabjade ne ana a
Punjabi-sade haramjade ne ana a


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Make a heart which never breaks,
Make a smile which never hurts,
Make a touch which never pains,
Make a relation which never ends


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Sms har pal karu to shararat hogi,
Har din karu to paresani hogi,
Kabi kabaar karu to kanjusi hogi,
Par dil se karu toh aapko khushi hogi


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Kaash yeh zaalim judaai na hoti
Rab tune yeh cheez banayi na hoti
Na hum unse milte na yeh pyaar hota
Zindagi jo apni thi parayi na hoti


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Kisiko kisiki yaad aaye to kya kre
Kisise milne ko dil chahe to kya kre
Kehte hai sapno me hoti hai mulakat
Pr nind hi na aaye to kya kre


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Pathar se dosti~~~Jaan ko khatra
Pathan se dosti~~~Dimag ko khatra
Daru se dosti~~~Liver ko khatra
Hum se dosti~~~be-waqt SMS ka khatra


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Wife:Mujhe kisi mehengi jagah le jao na
Husband:Chalo taiyaar ho jao
Wife:Par jana kahan hai
Husband:PETROL PUMP



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Teri Yaadein Bhi
Tujh C Zalim Hain
Jab Dekhti Hain Tanha Hamein
Satane Chali Aati Hain