Joks

Main mar jau to meri kabra pr mat ana
kabar pr aoto ful mat lana
ful laoto kabar pr mat chadana
kyunki me dab chukahu muze aur mat dabana


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Santa:yaar me mobile kharid ke barbaad hogaya
Banta:kyon
S:baar baar kehta hai batterylo battrylo
abtak 100 battery kharid chuka hu


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Papu apni beti k liye 24 sal ka ladka dekhne gaya
Waha se biwi ko phone kiya-are Sun 24 ka koi ladka nahi Mil raha hai12-12 k do chalange


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Papu-mene mere beta ka naam America rakha he.


Mangu-kyun?


Papu-me duniya ko dikhana
chahta hu k me America ka baap hoon...!


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In ummido ko tutane mat dena,
dil ke pyar ko kam hone mat dena.
yar milenge humse bhi achche par,
is yar ki jagah kisi ko lene mat dena.


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Ye choti si yade bada sila degi,
Gulab ki tarah chehra khila degi,
Mat bhulana humari yado ko
ye yade khudhi aapko humse ek din mila degi


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Mohabbat ki zanjir se dar lagta hai
Kuch apni taqdir se dar lagta hai
Jo mujhe tujhse juda karti hai
Hath ki us lakir se dar lagta hai


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Mobile Ek Mandir,
SMS Uska Bhagwan,
SMS Bhejnewala Pujari,
SMS Padhnewala Bhakt,
Padhkar SMS Na Karnewala
Mandir Ke Baahar Ka BHIKARI


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School life is RELIANCE 'kar lo dunia muthi me'
College life is AIRTEL 'aisi aazadi or kaha'
Married life is IDEA'jo badal de aapki duniya


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teri sula ke lu?ya bitha ke lu?ya tujhe karu khadaya fir teri juka-jukake lu?
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri
photo kaise lu


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Bsanti:Bhaag Dhano bhag,aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai
Dhanno:Tujhe apni padi hai.Meri soch jiske piche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hai


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khuda se koi bat anjan nai hti
insan ki bndgi beiman nai hti
kabi mnga hoga 1pyara sa rishta khuda se
wrna yuhi apki hmse pehchan nai hti


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Niklate hai aansoo jab mulakat nahi hoti
toot jata hai dil jab baat nai hoti
teri jaan ki kasam jab tu na yad aye
aisi koi raat nahi hoti


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Yeh sher aur shayari kya karte ho,
Sachmuch inme dam nahi,
Hamse bhi kuch puchlo,
Ham bhi kisise kam nahi...


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Saathi sirf woh nahi hota
jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye
Saathi to woh bhi hai jo
jivan ke kuch palon mein b
jeevan bhar ka saath de jaaye


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Dear O Dear,
U R not Near,
But I Can hear,
Don't get fear,
UR memories here,
Live wid Cheer,
No more Tear,
U r always my DEAR


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yaado se dil bharta nahi
dil se yaade nikalti hai
ye kaisa rishta he hamara
aap ko yaad kiye bina chen milta nahi


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Chahane se koi baat nahi hoti,
thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti,
jinhe chahate hai jaan se zyada,
unse aaj kal mulakaat nahi hoti!!


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Sapne saare tod kr baithe hai
dil ka armaan chod kr baithe hai
na kijiye humse wafa ki baatein
abhi-abhi dil ke tukde jod kr baithe hai!