Sayari + Joks

Haal dil ka dil me chupana padta hai
Apne hath se apna dil dukhana pdta hai
Kisiki Khushi k liye Dost mere
Khudko begana banana padta hai


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Q:ladkiya apna dupatta ladke ke samne aane ke bad hi kyu thik karti hai?
Ans:Lutere ko dekhke hi Daulat ki hifazat ka khayal aata hai


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Ye 1 naya $m$ hai.Market mein B nahi aya abi tak
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COMING SOON!
jab market mein nahi aya tu phir ap k pas kaisay ayega


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Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge
Teri har baat pr aitbaar karenge
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge
Pr phir b tere SMS ka intezar karenge


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AAJ..

AAP..

Khush to bahut honge

k

hamara

sms aa gaya

LEKIN

hum bhi bahut
chalak hain

humne

likha kuch b nahin!


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Zindagi ki rah me bahot se yar milenge
hm kya hmse b ache hazar milenge
in achon ki bhid me hme na bhula dena
hm kaha tumhe bar-2 milenge


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Kya batau mera hai haal kaisa
1din guzarta hai 1saal jaisa
Tadapta hoon is kadar bewafaayi me uski
Ye tan bante jaa raha hai kankal jaisa


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3 student's after exam.
1st:Yaar,Mujhe Kuch Nahi Aata Tha,Mai Paper khali Chod Aaya
2nd:Mai B
3rd:Shit Yaar,Teacher Samjegi Hamne Copy Ki


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Santa 2 Newspaper Boy:Mere Kolo Bill Nahi Ditta Janda

Kal To Paper Na Liaeen..

Main Bante Di Akhbar Fotostate Karva Leaa Karanga


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Hum SMS Nahi Karte Hai To,Unhe Lagta Hai Hame Aadat Hai Paise Bachane Ki,
Par Wo Nadan kya Jane,Ye B 1 Ada Hai Dosto Ko Apni Yaad Dilane Ki


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Koi Apna Hove Ya Gair Hove
Rabba Kise Te Na Eh Kehar Hove
Yaar Vichdan Na Kadi Yaran To
O Zindgai Ki Jo Yaran Toh Bagir Hove


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Taro Ko Ginne Wale Hm Na Thay
Akele Gungunane Wale Hm Na Thay
Ye To Apke Pyar Ne Adat Lga Di
Wrna Kisi Ko Itna Pyar Karne Wale Hm Na Thay


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Ravan-Biksha Deo
Lady-YeLo
Ravan-Rekha Par Karo(Lady Crossed Line)
Ravan-HaHa!
Me Bikshuk Nai Ravan Hu
Lady:Me SITA Nai RAKHI SAWANT Hu


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Baniya On His Death Bed:

My Wife R U here? Yes M Here

My Son? Yes Father

My Daughter? Yes V R Here

Tan Saleyo Dukan Te Kaun Hai!


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Maine Apko Cal Ki To Netwrk Bola~Murkho Ki Duniya Me Apka Swagt Ae,Aap Jis Bevkuf Se Bat Krna Chahte Hai Uska Dimag OutOfCovrage Area Me Hai


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Dur Humse Jaa Paoge Kaise,
Humko Bhool Paoge Kaise.
Hum Who Khushbu Jo Saanson Mein Utar Jaye,
Khud Apni Saanxon Ko Rok Paoge Kaise


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Lalu:Arre o bhaiya,ye bandarwa ka photu kitne ka hai?
Dukan Wala:wo photu nhi sahib,wo to sheesha hai.



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Yun achanak se aa jaati ho samne
ke mai kuch bhi keh paata nahi
Kya kahu tere husn ke sajde me
Ke koi sher b yaad aata nai



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~FUNNY TEST 4U~

Call if im cute
Misscall if im handsome
Send sms if im smart
Send a joke if im charming
Just ignore if u r a cartoon