Funny

marne par hame jannat mile na mile,
ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile,
SMS karne me kasar mat kar mere Dost.....
pata nahi upar jakar NETWORK mile na mile.

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Arz kiya hai.....
wo aaye hamare kabar per diya bujha gaye,
wo aaye hamare kabar per diya bujha gaye,
aur Diye me jo tel tha sir pe laga gaye !

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Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.. Khushbu teri sath laya...
Phir mere dil me khayal aaya........
Ki lagta hai ki...Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi "NAHAYA"

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College ki life me kai yaar milte hai,
usme kuch kamine to kuch dildar milte hai,
agar achhe se padhai ki to koi bante hai Doctor to koi engneer,
warna Darzi ki dukan per baith kar salwar silte hai ...

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Mumtaj ki kabar ko dekh k har aashiq ko mohabbat ki misal nazar aati hai....
Hum kis-kis k liye Tajmahal banwayein ??? Hume to har ladki Mumtaj nazar aati hai.....!

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Is kadar hum aapko chahte hain,
Ki duniya wale jal jaate hai...
Yu to hum sabko ullu banate hain.....
Par aap jara jaldi ban jaate hain.....!

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Ajeeb si kashish hai app me ki hum aap k khayalo me khoye rehte hai...
ye soch k aap khwabo me aaye hum din me bhi soye rehte hai.....!

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Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya,
Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya,
Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya,
Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya...
Ki tumko dekhkar hi ye khyal kyon aaya.?

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Arz kiya hai....ki
Aaj aasman me Taare aise Chamak rahe hai,
Aaj aasman me Taare aise Chamak rahe hai,
Jaise kal Chamak rahe the.....!!!!!

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Tajmahal kya cheez hai mai to usse bhi bara mahal banaunga arre mumtaz to mar k dafan hui thi.....
mai to tujhe zinda hi dafanaunga.

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Dil ka dard Dil todne wale kya jaane,
Pyar k rivajon ko zamana kya jaane,
Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki ko patane me.....
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.

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Mere Dil, jigar, kidney, liver ho tum,
Waqt bewaqt aaye wo fever ho tum,
Duub kar jisme mar jayen wo river ho tum,
Mere jeevan me ab to forever ho tum.

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Na Tu chhat per aati na mai tera Diwana hota,
na tu patthar marti na mai kana hota.......

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Arz kiya hai.....
Chay k Pyale se uthati Bhap me aapki Taswir najar aati hai,
bas isi chakkar me Roz meri Chay thandi ho jati hai.....!

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Jani jin Tufanon me Logon k aashiyane ud jate hai,
unhi Tufanon me hum apni CHADDIYAN sukhate hai.

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Julf bikhari thi ghata chha raha tha,
Julf bikhari thi ghata chha raha tha.....
paas jakar dekha to Sardar naha raha tha.

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Arz kiya hai.....
Chasma pehanta houn to Ladkiyan nahi dekhti hai,
Chasma pehanta houn to Ladkiyan nahi dekhti hai,
aur Chasma utarta houn to Ladkiyan nahi Dikhti hai.

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Arz kiya hai.....
Tajmahal Ki deewaro par aaj bhi likha hua hai,
Tajmahal Ki deewaro par aaj bhi likha hua hai,
Yaha thookna mana hai.....!

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jam karwa hai magar itna bhi nahi kii piya na jaye,
zindgi me dard hai magar itna bhi nahi kii jiya na jaye,
SMS ka charge hai magar itna bhi nahi kii kiya na jaye...

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Tum ho sabki Aankhon ka noor ho,
apni adaon k liye mashoor ho,
tum ho is zamane me sabse alag, sabse juda.....
kyunki tum insaan k roop me Languur ho.

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keemti cheez k har koi kaabil nahin hota,
Ye to tere PitaJi ki meharbani hain.....
warna tum jaise popat k paas mobile nahin hota.

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Jab angrai Leti ho to mera Dum Nikal jata hai
Jab angrai Leti ho to mera Dum Nikal jata hai
are ! Kambakhat Deodrant Lagane mein tera kya jata hai.