Funny

Tu dur hai mujhse or pass bhi hai,
teri kami ka ehsas bhi hai,
Dost lakhon hai jahan mein mere,
par tu pyara bhi hai aur khas bhi hai!

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Kaun jane kab maut ka paigam aa jaye,
Zindagi ki akhari sham aa jaye,
Hum toh dhundhte hain waqt aisa jab,
Hamari zindagi apke kam aa jaye.

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Kitna mante hai tumhe ye bataye kaise,hamari Diwangi dikhaye kaise,
Dosti aapki Anmol hai hamare liye, kuch labjo k SMS se samjhaye kaise.....!

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Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.

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Lalu k pichhe ek chhota sa kutta pad gaya..!!
Lalu bola..!! Sala hum to BSNL ka card dalaya hu..
Ye sala HUTCH ka Network kaise pakad liya..!!

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Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye? 1 Ladki jo pyar de. 1 Ladki jo achha khana banaye. 1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye. Aur aisa nasib k tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye.

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Rosni dekar doob jana koi suraj se sikhe,
Dil dekar dard lena koi hamse sikhe,
kuch na dekar Dil lena koi Unse sikhe,
SMS lekar reply na dena koi aap se sikhe...!

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Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Ki forward karne k liye SMS mil gaya,
Magar ab kya karoge...?
Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?
Ha ha ha ha

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Mere SMS k charche jahan
mein hone lage;
log mere diwane hone lage,
Khushnasib ho tum, jo tumhe SMS mila;
jise nahi mila wo,
mobile patak patak k rone lage!

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Agar aapko raat k tanhai me koi tang kare,
Aapko karwate badlne me majboor kare,
Chup k se kaan me kuch kahe aur chum le ........to
ALLOUT lagao MACHHAR bhagao.

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Tu chand mange main chand dedu,
Tu raat mange main raat dedu,
Tu Dil mange main Dil dedu,
Tu jaan mange, bas yaar...
Bheek mangne ki bhi koi limit hoti hai!

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Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej k bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho,
khudka bheja to chalta nahin ,
doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho.

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Ek ladki ne apne boyfriend se kaha mai maa banne wali hun.
Boyfriend bola maine tujhe chhuwa bhe nahi aur tu maa banne wali hai.
Ladki boli kal mai tere baap se shadi kar rahi hun

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Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife- "kaun thi wo?" Hus-"Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi".

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Main aisa MSG hu jise murkh log padte hai,
nalayak log dusro ko forward karte hai,
gadhe delete karte hai aur pagal store kar lete hai.
Aap kya karne wale hai

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Americans says cellphone was invested by us.
Japanese says simcard was invested by us.
but V Indians can proudly say missed call was invested by us.

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Taj mahal kuch logo k liye ek ajuba hai,
kuch k liye pyar ka ehsaas hai,
par hamare tumhare liye ye bakwaas hai kyunki roz badlati hamari tumhari Mumtaz hai.

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Devdas k babuji ne kaha ghar chhod do,
uski ma ne kaha paro ko chhod do,
paro ne kaha daru chhod do,
lekin aapko kisne kaha -
SMS karna chhod do

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Lakh kar lo nakhre tum hum Dilwale hi dulhania le jaeng,
Dulha bhale koi bhi ho barat ki BUS hum hi chalaenge.

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Teirna hai to beach me aao, Kinaro pe kya rakha hai,
Pyaar karna hai to bahon me aao, isharo me kya rakha hai.