Funny Sayari

U r my heartbeat u know how?
B'coz wen i alone then my heartbeat stops.
So,always be my heartbeat coz
i want 2 live more with U


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Khusnaseb hote hai ye badal
Jo dur rehkar bhi zamin pr baraste hai
Aur 1 badnaseb hai hum
Jo 1 hi duniya me reh kr b milne ko taraste Hai


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Old Man:Jee chahta Hai shadi kar Lu!
2nd Man:kar Lo
Old Man:kisi vidhwa se karlu?
2nd Man:kuwari se karlo,vidhwa to apne aap ho jayegi


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Khuda Na kare Ki Kisi Ke Dil tute
aur
wo dard se karahane lage
chand me dag isliye hua
Ki sayad
dharti ka koi aasiq use chahne na lage!


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Mere gale me Faansi ka Fanda Tha
Uske Pyar me main andha tha
wo to baad me pata chala
nae nae ladke patana uska dhanda tha



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Pyar Me Haar K jaan Dene wale Ko
Log Kayar Kehte Hai
Aap Ko Jo Roj Sms Bhejta Hai
Us "R" Ko Log Sayar Kahte Hai


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Ek chingari aag se kam nahi hoti
Ek saadgi shingaar se kam nahi hoti
ye to apni-apni soch ka fark hai
warna dosti b pyar se kam nahi hoti


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Santa-Beta Tujhe History Me Kam Marks Q Mile.?
Pappu -Papa,Teacher Woh Sawaal puchti hai,
Jab Main Paida B nahi hua tha



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Biwi(Ghusse Main):Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!
Husband (Pyar Se):To Phr Itni Dair Se Kha Q Rahi Ho.



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Aana mere janaaze me leke use
meri mohobbat se 1 haseen baat hogi
mere jism me jaan beshak na ho
meri jaan mere jism ke saath hogi


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Toot Jate Hai,
Bikhar Jate Hai,
Kaanch Ke Ghar Me Muqaddar Apne..

Ajnabi To Sada Pyaar Se Milte Hai,
Bs Bhool Jate Hai aksar apne


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A simple BYE make us cry
A simple JOKE make us laugh
Simple CARE make us fall in love
I hope my simple SMS make u think of me.
I miss u!


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Boy:I am not rich like raj,I don't even have a bid car like raj.But I really love you!
Girl:I love you too,but tell me more about raj


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Use kehna maze me hai hum,
Bas zara yaade satati hai,
uski doori ka gum nai mujhe,
Bus zara aankhie bheeg jati hai.


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1 Shrabi Ka Court Me Case Chal Raha Tha

Judge ne kaha"ORDER ORDER"

Shrabi Replied
"Ek CHILLI CHICKEN,One ROYAL STAG with SODA" Jaldi!


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Teacher:Batao A k baad kya aata hai?
A Student thinks hard& says..





"Kya Bolti tu"



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Kuch lafz bina kahe alfaz hote hai
Kuch log is kadar khas hote hai
Dur ho chahe kitna nigaho se
Phir bhi wo dil k pass hote hai


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Aaj kuch baat kar raha hai dil,
Shayad koi fariyad kar raha hai dil,
Chupke se keh dia dhadkan ne,
Wo kon hai jise yaad kar raha he dil?


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Nazar milte hi kisise pyar nahi hota
Har milne wala kabhi apna nahi hota
Aur jo koi kabhi apna ho jaye
to woh kabhi dilse door nahi hota