Sayari + Joks

Shikayatein to itni kar di tumne
ki reh na gaya kucch keh jaane ke liye
pyaar kiya maine kabhi tumse
ye kaafi tha zindagi bitaane ke liye


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Jaanta hu ke bewafa hai woh,
Phir bhi dil ke haatho fareb khaata hu,
Roz kehta hu ki bhool jaaunga usko,
Roz isi baat ko bhool jaata hu


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Famous Actress BIPASHA BASU
Opening A College


The name Of College Is



Woman College For Boys.



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Sardar:Shirt K Liye Koi Badhiya Kapda Dikaho
Salesman:plain Me Dikha du
Sardar:Abe!Hawaai Jahaaj Me Jane Ki Kya zarurat Hai yahi par dikha


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Girlfriend na hone ke 5 fayde :-
1-Time ki bacht
2-Acchi Nind
3-koi Miss Call nahi
4-Koi chinta nahi
5-No Boring Sms


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Kisi k pyar k liye dil tdapta hai
kisi k intezar me dil trasta hai
kya kahe is kmbhakt dil ko
jo apna ho kr b kisi aur k liye dhadkta hai


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Jaam Tootne Ka Bahana Na Kar
Hum Teri Aankho Se Pee Lenge
Tu Mat Aa Lekin Aane Ka Vaada To Kar
Hum Teri Yaad Mein Jee Lenge


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Ja SMS Ja
Mere Sweet Se Cute Se Frd K Pas Ja
Dhere Se Jana Shor Mat Machana
Free Ho To Kuch Mat Kehna,Busy HoTo
Raula Pa K Puchi
O-Kida


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Hmari Chahat Ne Unhe Khushi De Di
Badle Me Usne Hme Khamoshi De Di
Khuda Se Dua Mangi thi Mrne Ki Lekin
Usne Tadapne K Liye Zindgi De Di


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Hmare Zakmon Ki Waja B Wo Hai
Hmare Zakmon Ki Dava B Wo Hai
Vo Namak Zakmon Pe Lgaye To Kya Hua
Zamane Mein Mohabat Krne Ki Saja B Wo Hai


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aasuon ke girne ki aahat nahi hoti
dil ke tutne ki aawaz nahi hoti
agar hota khuda ko ehsaas dard ka
to use dard dene ki aadat nahi hoti


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Mudat K Baad Sambhle Thay
Mudat K Baad Hum Muskuraye Thay
Achank Ankhein Namm Ho Gyi
Sayad Wo Yadon Me Phir Laut Aaye Thay


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Ye unki khubiyon ka asar hai
jo woh itne acchhe lgte hai
jb woh kehte hai wada hai mera
toh unke jhuthe wade b sachhe lgte hai


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Relation is-
wen sum1 hurts u,u dnt hurt back
wen sum1 shouts at u,u dnt shout back
bt sum1 needs u..,u always cum back


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Khushiya is zaha ki khuda ap pr nisar de
bhul jao hr gum koi itna pyar de
jhuk jae apke kadmo pe ye duniya
khuda apko wo pyara sa mukam de


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Kyu kisiko kisi se aas hoti hai
kya kisiko kisi ki talash hoti hai
woh dekho chand b toh tanha hai
lekin phir b roshan har raat hoti hai


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Tanhayi kisi ka intjar nahi karti
kismat kabhi bewafai nahi karti
unse dur hone ka asar hai warna
parchai kabhi jism par waar nahi karti


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Mil jaye koi naya hame na bhula dena
Koi jo dil dukhaye tumhara to hame yaad kr lena
pyar hai hum tumhare
Khushi na sahi gum to bata dena


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woh aate hai magar dil se nahi
baithe toh hai magar tasali se nhi
kaun kehta hai unhe mohabbat nhi
unhe mohabbat toh hai magar humse nhi