Funny

Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega,
Chand Lamhon Me Exam Sar Pe Ajayega,
Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo,
Warna Pass Kya Munna Bhai Karwae Ga!

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Dil k arman ansuo me beh gaye,
Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye...
Light chali gayi thi.....
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye....

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Premi: A bewafa tune mera Dil jala kar raakh kar diya,
Premika: teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi...
bhej de raakh BARTAN Manjne k kaam ayegi.

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Huqiqat samjho ya afsana,
apna samjho ya begana,
hai apka humara rishta purana,
isliye farz tha apko batana,
ki thand shuru ho gai hai isliye plz roz mat nahana.

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Wo aaye hum dekhte rahe, wo muskuraye hum chup rahe,
wo bolte rahe hum sunte rahe, unhone kuch pucha hum shant rahe,
jab wo jane lage to, hum chillaye Sir attendance to le lo..

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Mood kar na dekh mujhe, yoon hanste hanste,
Mere dost hain bade hoshiyaar, keh denge BHABHI JI Namaste

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Chori Chori ye aana jana chhod do,
Chupke Chupke yun nazare milaana chfod do;
Kisi din bahot pitto ge unse tum...
Ye Masjido se joote churana chhod do.

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student's problem… kuch badi hui takdir nazar aati hai,
yado ki ek zanzeer nazar aati hai, padhe bhi to kya padhe,har page pe ladkiyo ki tasveer nazar aati hai.

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hume to apno ne loota... gairo mein kaha dam tha...
meri haddi waha tooti jahan hospital band tha...
Mujhe jis ambulance me daala.. uska petrol khatam tha..
mujhe rikshey me isliye bithaya kyoki uska kiraya kam tha..

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Arz kiya hai...
tujhe kya pata gum kise kahte hai?
are tujhe kya pata gum kise kahte hai?
tune to hamesh cellotape ko hi use kiya hai.

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khuda Bachaye, Mughrur Biwi Se, purane Tv Se
dubai K Shekh Se, nai Ki Shave Se, aurat Ki Bewafai Se,
purani Mithai Se, Haram Ki Kamai Se Aur...
aap Ki Judai Se

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ye Dosti badi zalim hai Dosto, par hum nibha rahe hai,
karte hai yaad unko bhukhe pet, par wo akele hi khana kha rahe hai.

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Phool Girte hai jab aap aate ho,
Phool Girte hai jab aap aate ho,
Aji zara dhyan se chala karo....
kyo mere gamlo se takrate ho.

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pagal hai wo log jo Pyar me kisi ko miss karte hain,
karna hai to macharoun ko miss karo...
jo jaan hatheli pe rakhkar aap ko kiss karte hain.

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Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,
agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar sath rakhna,
agar hamesha muskurana ho to BRUSH AUR PASTE sath rakhna.

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Khuda bachaye hamein in haseenon se, naazneenon se, dilnasheenon se, jaaasheenon se... par inhe kaun bachaye hum kameenon se...

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Mood mood kar na dekh mujhe, yun hanste hanste,
Mere Dost hain bade hoshiyaar, keh denge BHABHI JI Namaste.

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aaj mausam me kuch ajeeb c baat hai,
Beqabu se mere jazbaat hai,
Ji chahta hai tum ko chura le tumhi se,
Par papa kehte hain ki chori karna buri baat hai!

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DOSTI yu hi nibhate rahenge,
waqt bewaqt aapko satate rahenge,
dua karo ki umar lambi ho hamari,
nahi to bhoot bankar aapko darate rahenge

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jab tum meri taraf dekhti ho,
tum bahut hi khubsurat dikhti ho,
magar jab tum dusron ki taraf dekhti ho,
tum utni hi badsurat dikhti ho.