Joks

Waiter gives bill to KUSHAL.
KUSHAL: Take this card.
Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card
KUSHAL:So what? You hv writen ALL CARD ACCEPTED


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1000 pages ki book ko kitne din me padha ja sakta hai?

WRITER-6months

DOCTOR-2months

STUDEN T-pehle batao exm kab hai?


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True Love Song: Bazigar o Bazigar,
Teri Papa ko Razi Kar
ooo tune dil mera toda,
maine fevicol se joda,
mera fevicol ka paisa vapas kar


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S : Smiling
M : message
S : Service
Between two Friends .....
()"'"()()""()
( ,'o' )( 'o', )
(,) (,)(,) (,)
U and ME


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Heart is like a Crystal,
preserve it...!!!

Love is like a perfume,
spread it...!!!

Friendship is like umbrella,
come lets share it.


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Boyfrnd: Tumhare ghar gaya ta, muje nai lagta hamari shadi ho payegi. GF: Mere papa se mile kya?
BF: Nai tumhare behen se mila


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Sardar ki ma ko gussa kab aata he?
Jab Sardar laughter Challange me hans hans kar har ek contestant ko kehta he-
"Bas Kar Mere BAP"


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Banta: Aj party kis khusi me?
Santa: Meri scuter kho gayi.
Banta: To!
Santa: Shukr mano me us par nai baita tha warna me bi gum ho jata


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Propose kiya tha SMS se
Propose kiya tha SMS se
Jo unki Shaadi tak PENDING tha,
BSNL ke Network problem se


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Tum Sada:
Haste Raho,
Muskurate Raho,
Khilkhilate Raho,
Khush Raho,
Sada Gungunate Raho,
Mera Kya Hai Log Tumhe He Pagal Samjhenge!!


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It's Funny How Some1 Can Break Your


H E A R T...


& U Still Love Her With All The Little Pieces



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frnship means:
u hapy,i hapy..
u sad,i sad..
u cry,i cry..
u laf,i laf..
u fell down in mud,
i dance Dhinchak
Dhinchak Dhinchak Dhan.


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1Swaal Mere Chahne Wale Or Mere Dosto K Liye
Agr Main Kal Is Duniya Me Na Rahu To Aap Meri Kis Baat Ko Miss Karoge:


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Jaane kyu aati hai yaad tumhari,
Chura le jaati hai neend humari,
Ab to yahi khayal rehta hai subha shaam,
Kab hogi tumse mulakat hamari


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Tujhe Kismat Se Chura Na Paaye,
Tujhe Apna Bana Na Paaye,
Tujh Par Marte Rahe Tamam Umar,
Par Tujhko Kabhi Bata Na Paaye


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Sir 2 Student: What is d similarity
between girlfrnd n mobile??
Student: Sir both r disconnectd
wen there is
'NO CURRENCY'


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Jab koi sms nahi karta,
Itna gussa aata he..
Aur,
Dil to chahta hai..


Jute utar kay...




Chappal pehen loon!




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Maine khuda se ek dua mangi
dua me apni maut mangi
khuda ne kaha maut to tujhe de dun
par uska kya jisne har dua me teri jindgi mangi


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Santa:Kyu Bhai...Kaha Jaa Raha Hai?
Banta:Main Kaarkhane Ja Raha Hu..
Santa:Abbe Yaar,Itni Badi CAR Kaise Khayega Tu??