Funny

Shaadi k baad......
Takdir hai magar kismat nahin khulti,
Tajmahal banana chahta hoon lekin
Mumtaz nahin MARTI!

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Unki gali k chakkar kaat te kaat te kutte humare yaar ho gaye,
Wo kutiya to hamari na hui, hum kutto k sardar ho gaye.

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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi se sikhaya hai...ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?

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Susti bhare jism ko jagaate kyo nahi,
uthkar sab k samne aate kyo nahi,
SMS bhi tumhara smell maarta hai..
Jara himmat kar k nahate kyo nahi..

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Dur hai par milan ki aas hai,
Man ko har pal tera ehsas hai,
Hajaron hai apne, par tu kuch khas hai,
Emotional mat ho ye sab bakwas hai.

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Aisi Dosti ho hamari ki Dil chahe tu har safar,
har dagar par mile
mar bhi jaau to bhi ye Dosti rahe kayam ,
aur sath wali kabra me tu mile.

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Agar hum na hote to tumhe gajal kaun kehta,
is badsurat chehre ko khilta kamal kaun kehta,
Krishma hai tere baap ki property ka,
warna is dayan ko mehbuba kaun kehata.

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Jindgi rahi to bar bar milenge
Jindgi rahi to bar bar milenge
Agar na rahi to?
HARIDWAR me milenge.

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Jale ko aag kahte hain,
bujhe ko raakh kahte hain,
Jo tumhare paas nahi hai jaani,
usi ko dimaag kahte hain

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Zindagi Jeene k bahane bahut hain...
Kis kis ko SMS karun kambhakt
is Nacheez k Deewane bahut hain...!!

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wo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
wo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mamu-Mamu keh k bulaate hain.

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Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,
Jab jhoom k barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,
Jab-jab mai bhiga teri yaad ayi,
Ab raha nahin jata, ab to meri Chhatri Lauta de Bhai.

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Arz hai..jo dil me dard de use Dildar kehte hai,
gaur farmayiga... Jo dil me dard de use Dildar kehte hai
aur jo sar me dard de use Sardar kehte hai

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Har karz Dosti ka ada kaun karega?
Hum na rahe to Dosti kaun karega?
E khuda mere Doston ko salamat rakhna,
Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega?

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Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car dia,
Apartment manga.. bangla dia,
Dost manga to tumhain diya,
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kia.

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A Dost tu bhi likha kar shayari,
meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jaega,
Jab tujh par bhi padenge ANDE, TAMAATAR.....
sham k sabji ka intezam ho jaega.....!

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Aapko miss karna..roz ki baat hai.
Yaad karna..aadat ki baat hai.
Aap se duur rehna..kismat ki baat hai.
Magar aap ko jhelna..himmat ki baat hai.

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Chaand me dekha to aap dikhe,
Badal mein dekha to aap dikhe,
Taaro mein dekha to aap dikhe,
Are yaar thoda side me ho jaao.....!
to kuch aur bhi dikhe......!!

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1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum.
Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum.
Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.

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Kaash ki tere chehre par Chickenpox k daag hote.....
Kaash ki tere chehre par Chickenpox k daag hote.....
Chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhi saaath hote.

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Punam ki rat me chand badal jata hai,
Waqt k sath insan badal jata hai,
Sochte hai ki apko tang na kare,
Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai..!

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Har khushi ko teri taraf mod denge,
Tere liye Chand Taare tod denge,
Tere liye Khushiyon k darwaaje kol denge,
1 baar hans k to dikha, tere sare daant tod denge.