Sayari

Bhikari:kuch khane kodo baba!
Admi:TAMATAR KHAO
B:Roti DEDO.
A:TAMATAR KHAO
B:Tamatar Hi DO
Wife:ye Totla He keh rahe He KAMAKAR khao


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Koi new SMS he kya?
agar hai to...

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To please 'DELETE' kr do
Kyunki bhejna to aapne
sikha hi nahi



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Always take care of 3 things in your life:
1)Trust
2)Promise
3)Relation B'coz......... .....They don't make noise when they Break!!


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Unhe Ab Bhul Hi Jaye To Acha Hai
Ye Fasle Aur B Badh Jaye To Acha Hai
Tumhari Chahate Humko Nahi Hasil
To Ab Gair Hi Ban Jaye To Acha


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Hame Itna Pyar Mat Karna Ki,
Duniya Me Mashhoor Ho Jaye
Aur Na Hi Itna Bewafa Banana..Ki
Hum Duniya Ko Chhodne K Liye Majboor Ho Jaye


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Jitni dosti payi hai aapse,
usse jayada pane ko ji chahta hai.
Jane wo kaun si khubi hai aapme,
ki aap se dosti nibhane ko ji chahta hai


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Unhe Ab Bhul Hi Jaye To Acha Hai
Ye Fasle Aur B Badh Jaye To Acha Hai
Tumhari Chahate Humko Nahi Hasil
To Ab Gair Hi Ban Jaye To Acha Hai


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Uski Chahat Ne Ansu K Tohfe Diye
Uski Baton Ne Yado K Tohfe Diye
Isliye Andhero Se Lipat K Ro Pade Hum
Q Ki Ujalo Ne Bahut Se Dhoke Diye


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Do pyar karnewalo se log jalte hai
tarah tarah ki bate krte hai
jb chand or suraj ka hota hai khulkar milan
to use b log grahan kehte hai


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Aati hai yaad to ktrate Q ho
Karte ho pyar to shrmate Q ho
Aaj b mauka he hawaaon ka rukh mod do
jo b ho anjam use khuda pe chod do. (",)


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Teri Duniya Se Bahut Door Chale Jayenge
Teri Hansti Ankho Me ansu chod Jayenge
Aaj ap Hamse Tang Ho
Our 1 Din Tang Hone Ko Taras jaoge."


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Sabhi ladko ko suchit kiya jata hai k 16AUG ko mobile Band rakhe
KYOKI kuch shararti ladkiya rakhi sms kr sakti hai
Purush janhit mai Jari


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Tere bina hum jina bhul jate hai,
Zakhmon ko seena bhool jate hai,
Tu zindgi me sub se azeez hai,
Tujse har baar ye kehna bhul jate hai.


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Roshani me agr noor na hota
To tanha dil itna majboor na hota
Kasam se hm apse milne roz aaya krte
Agar apka ashiyana itna door na hota.


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Pyare se dost ko salam hmara
Din kaisa raha ye sawal hmara
Kal fir sms bhejenge ye wada hamara
Par abi gud nite KA pyara sa paigam hamara


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Aankho mein "SHARAFAT"
chaal main "NAJAKAT"
dil me "SACHCHAI"
aur chehre me "SAFAI"
Phir kyon na bole har ladki apko "BHAI"


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A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya


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1 bus driver ki seat ke peche likha tha
Agr khuda ne chaha to manzil tak pahucha dunga
Agr chuki nazar to maa kasam khuda se hi mila dunga


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Leave some thing 4 LOVE..
Never leave LOVE 4 some thing..
Bcoz in life some thing will leave you..
But LOVE will always live with You..


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Bhikari: Bagwan k nam pe kuch de de baba
I said:mere pas paise nai hai,is msg padne wale ko leja
bhikhri: mene bhik mangi hai,bhikari nahi